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[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

u guys scare me this is an untagged post Where are u coming from

[mavisofthemoon]

Martin season 3: Jon would never kill someone, there's no way he could do something like that! 😲

Martin season 5: Hey babe can you kill that guy for me pwetty pwease 👉👈🥺

[thelesbianduckoffical]

peak martin behaviour

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 19

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Xibalba (The Book of Life)

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

Michael art by @mangozic

[yeoldecryptid]

I’d like to think that once Gerry realized that Gertrude did not give a single smidge about what the archives looked like, he started pulling these kinds of shenanigans.

(Transcript: photograph of a two drawer brown metal file cabinet. The top drawer is labeled ‘top secret’ and the bottom drawer is labeled ‘bottom secret.)

[potemkinjuice]

is this funny or no

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[reunitedinterlude]

national best friends day

happy 10 years to these tweets <3

[fishingisuniversal]

Look, TMA is a workplace comedy, but relistening just adds an extra flavor to it. You get moments like Elias telling Jon not to cross the Lukas family and its all ominous and sinister and threatening but then you meet Peter Lukas and he turns out to be a depressed 60 year old man with social anxiety who's trapped in a situationship with a centuries old corpse possessing a stoner so he can cosplay middle management until his apocalypse idea takes off

[screwycreations]

I just thought it would be really funny so have a seriously low-effort thing

[azrielnightshade]

The Magnus Institute, London, 1843, "we're very queer here."

[catchymemes]

[zeta-finnish]

Hell yeah i do

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[lyrslair]

[danrifics]

Rest in Peace Minecraft Pajamas

2022 - 2026

[spltlvlhous]

THIS IS HOW I PHIND OUT!??!?!? RIFUCKINGP TO A REAL FUCKING ONE.... MINECRAFT PJS........