Phantom Planet isn't Canon

In D-o-t-s we Trust

[securitoad]

dude i still think about your bit of being a security toad like once a month. you got it

:) yeah it was pretty cool wasn't it

[securitoad]

Professor Membrane Voice: As you all know, Phantom Planet is objectively terrible, and there’s no one who hates it as much as I do!

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

hey guys good news

phantom planet anniversary is coming up. prep your shitposts

[phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou]

😍😍😍

[securitoad]

Oh, for the love of god.

[lexxosaurus]

Lexx has joined the party

[lexosaurus]

why are u here the lexxpocalypse ended like 5 months ago who are u what do u want

[lexolearnus]

But did it? Did it really? Or was it just....

delayed due to technical difficulties?

[securitoad]

I can’t join in on the fun this time. I left my life of evil science to fight Fartman Crime.

[securitoad]

honestly i think about this blog every fucking day. i always meant to make securitoad fanart but i never got around to it and that's a big crying shame. hope you're having a good day securitoad

Yeah, I’m alright. Haven’t had much work since the Hartman Blogs went underground.

[phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou]

[securitoad]

@d-o-t-s I thought I knew you!

I, uh, I don’t actually know who the butterfly icon belongs to.

[securitoad]

Get ready! Laz isn't as right as she thinks : )

...

I must prepare faster.

[securitoad]

Hello! I am revealing my identity soon, haha! Isn’t this exciting? I cannot wait, wow! <3 -Tide

...I must prepare.

[securitoad]

did you hear Laz caught tide apparently

That I have! I am both satisfied that my nemesis is defeated and disappointed that I lacked the skill to do it myself.

[securitoad]

what tides have you caught so far?

...none.

I’m not all that good at this detective thing, admittedly.

[securitoad]

are u still working with kinglazrus detective?

I mean, we’ve been working towards the same goal and shouting words of encouragement at each-other, but we haven’t actually done much collaborating. So sort of?

[securitoad]

But can you catch me before the big reveal?

Hopefully.

[securitoad]

the tidepocalypse isn’t over just yet

That figures. I’ll go look over the cork-board.

[securitoad]

Are you enjoying the tidepocalypse today?

Little bit, yeah.

[securitoad]

It has begun. #tidepocalypse

Wait I thought that was on the fourth? Or is that something else?

[securitoad]

tomorrow

[phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou]

Face Reveal!

Everyone has requested that I do a face reveal! I don’t want to disappoint all my wonderful new friends! So, I’m going to do it! Thanks for the encouragement everyone on the discord! You’re all so kind! <3

[phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou]

[securitoad]

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