moved

[c3rvida3]

Are there limits to what the makeup artists at Sephora are willing to do?

[c3rvida3]

More to the point, if I slam a picture of Gamzee on the counter, are they legally allowed to just stab me in the neck?

[c3rvida3]

Most Christian Loubotin products aren’t available in stores, so my jugular is probably safe.

[c3rvida3]

Someone switch the first two products so that this is Loss. Thanks.

[omelette-du-garbage]

That was an odd request, but here you go

[c3rvida3]

Perfect.

[igotanaccountnowwhat]

Fuck this website

[c3rvida3]

Hey, fuck you. This is a good post.

[newyorkcitywater]

100 notes and I’ll read whatever y’all want in a soothing fake British accent.

Whatever y’all want.

[silverymoonthing]

I need it

[newyorkcitywater]

Gimme notes then ya bastards

[turtleslobber]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A SOOTHING BRITISH READALOUD OF THE WHOLE SHREK 2 SCRIPT

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[sunny-dayze]

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

[alexbelvocal]

If your plan is to kick out your children as soon as they turn 18 years old or demand money from them . Don’t have any Please.

[gotsteakhoe-gotbeef-deactivated]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[f4rfields]

2000s yt anime watching aesthetic

EPISODE 10 PART 1/3 *ENGLISH SUB*

240p quality

the inevitable drop to 144p quality because you’re streaming video in 2006 What Did You Expect???? 

going on gaia while your video buffers in another window 

no tabs we kill the windows XP taskbar like men

OP with english translation at the bottom and romanisation at the top but you can’t read either because 80% the time because they picked some curly font in a color that blends into the rest of the video

subtitle font becomes absolutely unreadable at the inevitable quality drop no matter what color or font its in

translator’s notes with ^___^ or O_o;;

you were probably watching: naruto, death note, full metal alchemist, fruits basket, gurran lagann, ouran high school host club, inuyasha, or the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

“just according to keikaku”

(translator’s note: keikaku means plan)

[i-am-a-fish]

[ovoroyalty]

[toadschooled]

Now, the term “criminally small” gets thrown around a lot on this blog. But I ask you… are you ready to behold true tininess? 

[toadschooled]

This baby Mozambique rain frog [Breviceps mossambicus] was found and phtoographed near the Vis-Agier resort in Sodwana Bay, South Africa. These frogs require no water source to reproduce, instead laying eggs underground which then hatch by direct development into tiny frogs like the one you see above. These frogs inhabit a wide range of central and southern Africa, and are most commonly found after brief periods of rain. Images by Vis-Agie Resort on Facebook.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god that’s so illegal

[thischick25]

they can’t be arrested for their tininess crimes

there are no cuffs that bitty

[recoversuggestions]

you are not an exception. you deserve the same happiness you wish on everyone else. you are just as worthy as them. please never forget that.

[unclefather]

[koffinrott]

…. Damn.

[bansheebeararts]

No wait guys… it gets better

Damn

[anubianpagan]

He went from Savage to down right banishing Logan Paul to the shadow realm!

[klubbhead]

Jesus

[onlytwitterpics]

[laughing-cr0w]

[ripe]

ig: bo_mang_co 😽

[catlips001]

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[lollldeeaaadbitch]

Yote

[delicatepoetry]

to those who are hurting,

i promise one day you will wake up without a brick of sadness on your chest. one day you will rise from your bed like you are rising from the ashes, ready to fight and devour any obstacle that may fall upon you. i promise those scars will no longer be reminders of how you failed, but the remnants of how you survived. i promise that life will no longer seem like a never ending nightmare, that it will one day be the reality you’ve dreamed of. i promise you will find a purpose, no matter how small, no matter how big, one day you’ll understand why you’re here and why you matter. one day this fight will be over, and you will be the warrior standing tall. you may be bruised and scarred from the battles, but all that matters is that you made it to the end of the war, and that you won it. one day, you will look back and realize that YOU are the strongest person you’ve ever known.

i promise you can do this. keep fighting.