don't be a bitch

i'm not i'm just being myself

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lesson learned the hard way

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so i realized that i went too hot and heavy for my return, but honestly its time for a new change

creep by radiohead

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swipeen right awl day u kno what im sayeen

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im sexy and im back

it’s been a hot minute since ive updated this flog and so much has happeened like for example i’ve gotten rly good dick since my last post i would say thats a damn ass good glo up send me an ask if u wanna know what we did in the beedroom! love ya!

[doihavepinkeye]

I’m spamming this flog but I just remembered the fact that I gave Paul my beanie from forever21 after that one fateful night

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still triggered

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sometimes clavicle takes it way too far with her love for cee lo green and pitbull whenever i hear the beginning beats of fireball i get goosebumps all over my body and not the good kind its almost like hives #NotMyRoommate

[christianachronicles]

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 He’s watching, and he WILL get you when you least expect him. ….Banger Got Bank (produced by award winning Kenny Ortega) ….No one’s safe. Enter if you dare

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rotten tomatoes rated it 100% fresh !

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so you’re telling me

mr. dinkins and bawinudes literally just searched for dora and boots fanfiction and came up with RATED R STORIES im scared and scarred

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max goof was my first crush

BAWINUDES U R DISGUSTING

[christianachronicles]

BETTY AND JUGHEAD SHOULD DATE… THEY’RE MY OTP!!!

TWOFER (via christianachronicles)

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changed my url again

bc i felt that being a d1 athlete was too hard so i decided to choose what my heart beats for and its obviously the guy who always tells me to send him a text bc he’s away (someone should rly check on him bc he hasnt come back)

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if u ask me what love is its definitely not getting crossed two nights in a row that i dont even remember what happened and slept in last nights clothes but all in all i’d do it again as long as i dont have to pee while dinks is resting her head on the toilet

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ladies and gentlemen welcome the new members of the UD women’s rowing team #rowingdontstop #rowhens #cameltoe #walkin #d1athletes #gains #bangbang

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send me a txt im away

ya boy ng

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look at that fucking view....of my laptop screen. today me and clare swiped through tinder like no ones business i shouldnt be judging all these boys based on their looks when i have 50 mt saint helens growing on my face. but in other news i joined a bunch of clubs and im taking classes that i finally love too bad sophomore year itself is dragging me across hell

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dodged a bullet

today agatha came up to me after physics that she just took a math test and at that moment i realized that i dodged a fucking missile bc mama cannot math or do numbers for all that she is worth - major props to agatha for being too amazing for her own good at everything that she does