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be gay do crime | they/them | occasional artist and writer (not that im good lmao) | im also Very Lazy and i Will hyperfixate on things | header image by @ohheyyitsval

[serelistia]

hey guys im

[dashingicecream]

is this a safe space...... i have r/wb/y thoughts 💀

[dashingicecream]

i forget who has the rights to the show anymore but at this point i'd personally love to see it get remade so they can take everything they're piled and smashed together over the years and really make it flow a lot better with longer episodes/seasons that actually flesh out the lore/character relationships/plot and such ... otherwise please take it out of its misery 💀

[dashingicecream]

maybe i'd even enjoy bees somewhat if it was presented like it was planned from the very start and not thrown in as a last-minute ditch attempt at getting more viewership/investment/profit towards their show and its continuous drop in popularity.

but um on a sillier note... what if ....weiss n blake kissed... for the plot........ ? imagine... think abt it....

[dragynkeep]

It’s hard to try and enjoy Jaune as a character because you’re both going up against him in canon where he sucks up screen time and focus from everyone else and his fans who will attack you if you dare mention that he isn’t a harem god king with every woman hanging on his side.

I hate it here

the most annoying point for me is that you'll get jaune stans who claim they're "insert the most tolerable leftist identity here" & act as if that cancels out either the creators misogyny or the majority of jaune stans' misogyny.

like congratulations, you're the special snowflake amongst the bunch, have a cookie. it doesn't stop a majority of jaune stans being incredibly insufferable to the point that a fairly large chunk of fans of the show & even those who haven't watched it avoid this character because of the reputation of his fans.

god forbid the stupid nerd stay in his place for once & not validate his stans fantasies of no longer being the kid shoved into the locker at school for being a nerd. wah wah.

[psyga315]

Bumblebee shippers trying not to be the most obnoxious people in the RWBY fandom challenge: impossible

But yeah, the hateboner for Hbomberguy's three year old video is twice as long as the video itself, which is barely as long as any of the post-Volume 2 Volumes.

[achesspiece]

[achesspiece]

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

[tinderfinds]

[tooiconic]

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

[artsyarrowl]

Cinderella marries the Prince, part 1/2

[artsyarrowl]

Part 2/2

This was a short story originally written by @batneko ! You can read the original post here: https://batneko.tumblr.com/post/171036276147/cinderella-marries-the-prince-and-its-fine-the

Thank you for reading ☺️

cinderella marries the prince and it's... fine. The prince is great! They're in love, he's very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[theraddestcrow]

hey yo, just found this quiz that tells you how the audience would see you as a character

[megatraven]

[xekstrin]

[serelistia]

[e-102]

your name, that’s the porn site that crashed when the queen died right?

Why did you ask this question like solid snake in a codec call

[e-102]

Dawg how do you even expect me to know what you’re talking about

[transguyhawkeye]

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

[katiemonsters]

@winneganfake

[dee-the-red-witch]

As a queer trans person, I fully, graciously, and gladly accept BOTH.

[serelistia]

I FEEL CALLED OUT WITH THAT LAST SENTENCE. HOW DO YOU KNOW

[transguyhawkeye]

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

[katiemonsters]

@winneganfake

[dee-the-red-witch]

As a queer trans person, I fully, graciously, and gladly accept BOTH.

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[alsophila-grahami]

SOUP! SEASON! 🍲🧡🍜

gxth-jxck / mine / bewgtweets / panera's most excellent soup swimsuit / a pot of red lentils by peter pereira / bagardcardsandcrafts / the adventure zone: amnesty / one-time-i-dreamt / thevegancokehead / bridgeovertroubledwater1970

[durnesque-esque]

[pollackpatrol]

i would rather help 100000 fakers than make life harder for a single disabled person

[pollackpatrol]

if making sure that disabled people don’t have to jump through one hundred million hoops in order to receive accommodations means that people start faking disabilities to get those same accommodations, then i think that’s fine. that does not hurt anyone.

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[lovingmadjom]

[only-tiktoks]