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Introduction

... — Edwin

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Good luck with that.

I don't need luck.

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A dog would probably be a good excuse to get the kid out of the house more often, by the way.

He can take the cat on walks or something.

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Does the dog bother the cat?

No. It's too small. The cat doesn't really care.

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I guess so. Point still stands though!

We're not keeping a dog. We already have a cat.

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And he cried with happiness over the puppy!

Again, kids do dumb stuff.

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Aw, why not? The less repressed you seemed to like it!

The ‘less repressed me’ was a child.

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Welcome back! Did you learn anything from that?

… We’re not keeping the dog.

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Fuck-... ... What the fuck?

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The pup is all yours, then!

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Aww.. you can keep this one if you'd like!

Please?

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Do you like dogs?

Yes.

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Hey kiddo! There's a puppy!

… Puppy?

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So you're just.. putting them there for safekeeping?

… Safe. Yes.

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So you're just putting them there so they are safe?

… Mhm.

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... And then?

… That’s then?

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... Well, yes, but what are you doing with them in the bath?

… They’re going in it.