A Den of Treasures

Hello, I see you've found my page. Nothing to see here but a collection of my favorite things. It's mostly about music, orchestra, percussion, anime; however there will be other random stuff I like.

[ultrafacts]

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[madnessinthemist]

That’s some crazy shit right there, I don’t care who you are.

[cactus-wren-bd-deactivated20181]

That last photo looks like peanut butter and jelly. I think this is a sign I need to eat lunch.

[madnessinthemist]

Omg, it does.

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

Playing a metal instrument in a cold room and your hands are just like...

[musictheoryaugmented]

Supplement to “A Normal Person’s Guide to the Orchestra”

Click here for the original guide posted by @classicfm

[clarinets-and-tatertots-blog]

Things that have actually happened in band

A drummer climbed into the ceiling in the band hall and then fell through it

A flute player left their flute at home when we were at a FAR away game, so they had to march and pretend to play a ‘flute’ that was actually a drumstick

We played Seven Nation Army as a warm up before a concert contest and then got three points added for creative warm up

Our band director duct taped our drumline captain’s legs together for yelling cuss words

A saxophone player slept in the storage area inside the bus on the way to a football game

Our entire drumline fell in a domino-like way due to a passing cat at the front of the line

When the band came to attention at a marching competition, a slide from a trombone went flying across the field because it wasn’t locked

[terabunny]

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[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

If America did more advertising like this, I wouldn’t mind commercials so much.

[kais-chensational-butt]

DY INg

[kotsuso]

Petition to replace all televised advertising with a Grumpified version.

[gamefanppg]

[nsfwhumor]

[chaoticallyprecise]

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?

I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:

Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:

Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.

DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:

THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:

YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.

… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.

[agirlinjapan]

Over the weekend, I told a number of my friends about my plans to learn the hammered dulcimer. To my surprise, a lot of them didn’t know what a hammered dulcimer was. 

Just in case some of you don’t know either, here’s a nice video of someone playing the Swallow Tail Jig on the hammered dulcimer.

It’s such a cool instrument!

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

[ebi-chi]

Release the penguins

[princebxte-deactivated20151102]

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

[dduane]

Madness.

[effiesketch]

me too, archie. me too

[jedavu]

Mountains of the Sea by Ray Collins

[zumainthyfuture]

Carrot clarinet

Bruh…………

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[bassoooon]

I’d like to play the fruit

[cornoconfuoco]

sarcasmception

[ufohoaxes]

[allthecymballadies]

Naked cymbal photo was a success.