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the way i could write an in-depth 10-page MLA-format literary analysis of destiel along with a detailed citation... like these writers just sat down and accidentally wrote the framework for a masterful story exploring abuse, religious trauma, toxic masculinity, devotion, etc. and dragged its shitty asshole all over it. have you seen the rest of the show? no way the people who made that episode where dean wants to fuck a dog also wrote the colette parallel on purpose. so that's why i can't trust my english teacher anymore for all we know mary shelley just wrote frankenstein for shits n' giggles at this point

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