Legacy of Kain Shitposts (Ribbed for Her Pleasure)

(Formally Texts from Nosgoth. We rebranded.)

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Losing my fucking mind

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I’m posting more on Instagram now. Follow me on there if you like : desrazgwyn

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Bros and a Movie Night

Raziel: Picks a movie, then texts through the whole thing.

Turel: Falls asleep in the middle of it.

Dumah: “What’s happening?” “Who’s she?” “Where are they?”

Rahab: Keeps going on his phone to figure out who “that one actor” is.

Zephon: Super picky about the volume on the TV.

Melchiah: The only one actually watching the movie.

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Melchiah: My name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”.

Rahab: Nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid.

Raziel: You really shouldn’t let everyone know your full name, it’s not safe.

Turel: Smelborp for president.

Melchiah: I hate this family.

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Raziel confronting Kain at the Pillars, Soul Reaver 1 (PS1)

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Kain:

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Raziel confronting Kain at the Pillars, Soul Reaver 1 (PS1)

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Raziel saying that soemthing is ‘too high for him to reach’ is honestly such a comedy gold for me

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vamp Raz evolved wings purely out of spite bc he was tired of using the stepstool to reach the top shelf

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Vordaor: What about you, Raziel? Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Raziel: I’m a knife.

Janos, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

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WTF is thaAAAAT.. bisexuality?? REALLY?? you digusting reblogs dog Its legacy of we are talking about fuck gay girles/boys fuck bisexuality fuck YOU

anon I think you’ll really enjoy some of the reblogs this dog is about to post!!

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you ever notice how intolerant folks can’t string a fucking sentence together?

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What even…

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Keyboard bongos

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Bruh, no one ever sends anon hate or anons about the LoK fandom until we started talking about the amount of gayness actually involved within the series from the outfits right down to the bougieness that is Vorador (whom I’m certain is is extremely bisexual, but that’s just my opinion). 

Then when someone makes some image edits someone goes off their shits. Is that all it took? Really? @fuckyeahlegacyofkain

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I think it’s a testament to the ultimate power of bisexuality to strike fear into the hearts of the weak

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All nosgothic vampires are super pansexual and bisexual at minimum bc human gender roles are stupid change my mind.

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I’m not going to change your mind. Here are my own headcanons, tell me what you think!

Vorador - Extremely bisexual. Is great in bed and (as long as he’s the one in control) enjoys giving more than receiving. Also, the only kink he DOESN’T have is hair pulling.

Kain - Has been with a man at least once, didn’t find the experience disgusting or appalling, in fact he enjoyed it. Usually puts his own pleasure before his partner’s, though.

Janos - Demisexual and enjoys sex with anyone, although he needs to have a deep emotional connection to them first.

Raziel - I think he falls in the asexual spectrum. He enjoys touching his own body, but sex with other people doesn’t really interest him.

Umah - PANSEXUAL QUEEN. Submissive and (only occasionally) dominatrix. Deeply into BDSM, she lives for the cuddles.

Should I also add the Monster Bros Gang?

[fuckyeahlegacyofkain]

ADD THE MONSTER BROS GANG!

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HERE THEY COME!!!!

Turel - Is still struggling to figure his sexuality out, but is pretty sure he’s bisexual and aromantic. He’s surprisingly loud in bed.

Dumah - Non-binary, he becomes attracted to people only when they are attracted to him. He’s sweet and considerate and always afraid he’ll hurt his beloved when touching them, due to his immense strength.

Rahab - Genderfluid and gay. Very gay. King of flirting. Loves being on top and being the little spoon, he will spoil his beloved rotten.

Zephon - He doesn’t like labels, he feels none of them fits him perfectly. He prefers the company of women, but as he also thinks, ‘As long as they’re willing, they’ll do’. Isn’t great at relationships.

Melchiah - Trans and believes he’s demisexual. He’s the absolute king of body positivity, he will slaughter anyone who makes his beloved/his friends feel bad about their bodies. His clan offers the best transitioning surgeries.

A little Post Scriptum from your Nox: I love you all, stay strong and positive. Also, FUCK YOU OP 🙃

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I love all of this. I kind of thought vampirism was an omnisexual affair (”We’re all dead. Fuck it.”), but I roll with this too. 

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Hello I am still confused about why did Kain throw Raziel into the apyss do you know why?

Jealous of his bone structure.

Helping his son jump off the high diving board.

I think it was to help him get the spectral reaver, so that he could start his plan of pulling him into the SR2 timeline. Basically the wings thing was an excuse is all I know for sure.

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Family Road Trip

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Kain: Go fuck yourself.

Vorador: Fuck me yourself you coward

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Raziel’s evolutionary power wasn’t wings; it was contouring. 

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