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First of the year--- I'm working on getting a first real issue done here soon. So keep checking in! I will likely have a patreon or something up in the near future too.
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year. I go to work every day, I act nice and sane toward the general public and continue to love *fear*, serve, and provide a decent forever home for my lovely house cat who hates my guts and wouldn't hesitate to eat me even if she had a whole open bag of food right next to me (yes. That bitch). Anyways, please bless this grown-ass lady these ridiculous no brand transformers-ish toys that make me smile (if not some real transformers figures ~😘 ). :
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we are SO living the life, am I right?
*I honestly hate politics and AI as much as Starcuck's pumpkin spiced cancer sauce*
Can we at least stop pretending that pumpkin spice/pie is good already? The rapture didn't happen, I wasn't smart enough to take advantage of the rich rapture-tok idiots and my chronic pain will only get worse from here.
Just. Give. Me. This.
PLEASE PrAY 4 ME.
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In case you have nothing to watch for the holidays, here are 41 Underrated and Obscure Christmas movies.
You're welcome~ 🍬🎄❄️
Family Friendly:
Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (Rankin/Bass 1985)
The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold (Rankin/Bass 1981)
Year without a Santa Claus (Rankin/Bass 1974)
The town Santa forgot (Rankin/Bass 1993)
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) --- know what I mean, Verne? (I miss this man...)
Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)
Blue Toes the Elf (1988)
Olive, the other reindeer (1999)
Annabelle's Wish (1997)
Santa's apprentice (2010), Santa's Apprentice and the Magic Snowflake (2013)
The Tangerine Bear (2000)
Older kids and families:
Fred Claus (2007) — Hits different if your an older sibling
Elf-Man *starring Wee Man!* (2011) — Elf comedy
Santa Conquers the Martians (1964) Rifftrax version (2014)
Santa and the ice cream bunny (1972) Rifftrax Version (2010)
A Christmas Karen (2022) — cliche but kinda cute and funny
Nostalgic Honorable Mention Specials:
He-man and She-ra: A Christmas Special (1984)
Christmas Comes to Pacland (1982)
The Smurf's Christmas Special (1982)
Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (1990)
Power Puff Girls: Twas the Fight Before Christmas (2003)
Ed, Edd ‘n Eddy: Jingle Jingle Jangle (2004)
Billy and Mandy Save Christmas (2005)
The best, worst and most underrated movies I can find so far:
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) — Santa slasher
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017) — Zombie musical for the holiday season
All American Christmas Carol (2013) — white trash Christmas carol
Scrooged (1988) — Bill Murray carol
Deck the Halls (2006) —Danny Devito and Christmas lights
The Big Gift (2022) —Egocentric Santa Vs. Parents
Rare Exports: a Christmas Tale (2010) — wtf Finland?
Cadaver Christmas (2011) — Hilariously low budget holiday zombie flick
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) — Robot Santa kill spree
Christmas Evil (1980) — Santa slasher
Monsters!:
Christmas zombies (2020) —elves and zombies
Santa claus vs the zombies (2010) — low budget fun
Werewolf Santa (2023) — self explanatory
Santa Claus is a vampire (2016) — self explanatory
Santastein (2023) — should be obvious
Krampus vs Bigfoot (2023) — christmas drugs are a hell of a sci-fi
Santa jaws (2018) ---Sharks. It's Asylum ‘nuff said
Jack Frost (1997) — Evil Frosty
Killing tree (2022) — it's literally a kill-happy Christmas tree
Nutcracker Massacre (2022) — cursed nutcracker slasher
Here at Shoebox Asylum, THIS is the only family we need! (And the vermin children. And the pets. *Never forget the pets.* )
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