Short Circuit Unwired

Hello my name is Nikola, and I write music, stories, and draw things :D

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[traitorous-bastard]

[fieldbears]

how dare people not love the upcoming generation

[some-things-are-unavoidable]

Every time I see this I notice something else about it that makes me love it even more

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[women-respector]

This is what college is like

[zevveli]

I am simultaneously both of these people.

[lordmeowdemort]

I need the namr of the song asap fam

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED THE NAME

[palenoface]

this comment hurt me somewhere deep

[shortcircuit927]

Mark tried Sourpatch Kids cereal, but does he have the GUTS to try sourpatch kids CoOoOoKiEs?!

[wheel-skellington]

whats that fighitng game character that swings its tentacles around all crazy like

[wickerwight]

?

[wheel-skellington]

YEAH BABY

[cherishedcavies]

Nine day old Teddy Guinea Pig, wheeking up a storm. 😀 Turn up your volume for this little guy. He would hate for,you to miss his tuneful wheek. Lol.

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Hey no offense but

I would DIE for him

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Visit Original Link

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[shortcircuit927]

I went to my first haunted house this year at 24yr. One girl was trapped and she goes "let me out. PLEEEEASE! IM STARVING TO DEATH." and I go "i have some pizza in the car."

[lilnightwing]

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[thewatchercleric]

DM: Okay, let me just find my notes on the potion shop.

DM: Ah yes. I wrote: potion shop. And that’s it.

[myriad-mages]

Me: Okay, my players are exploring the city, cool, I actually thought of this in advance and wrote down stuff about the city, lemme just get out the notes I wrote about it. My notes: 

[sixpenceee]

This full-sized dragon decoration someone put on their house for Halloween. Via u/EviscerationNation

[earthstory]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[darkestelemental616]

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

[headwardo]

orignal post x

[oldcraigfinn]

why does this make me laugh every time?

[pikachuperfect]

It’s back im so happy.

[nerdvanauniverse]

@maramahan

[maramahan]

Oh my gosh

[blackqueerblog]

[the-deadly-cutsman-deactivated2]

my favorite sfm/ gmod animation thing

when a character turns their head and you hear bones cracking 

[realest-asami-requiem]

Also really good

Person doesn’t want to animate walking, so they either have the characters slide on the ground while or just fucking fling them into the shot

[punjester9000]

Other fun ones: -Sliding along the walls/ceiling when a spot can’t be accessed by walking -N64 music is constantly lurking around -When a character slaps another character or object and it goes flying somehow -Ed Edd and Eddy sound effects

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED