Sparks' Super Secret Blog!!

Started off as a vent blog but im gonna use this for my more freaky posts/fics lol

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[lucy-vanpelts]

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

[hysteric-boy]

Pretty boy in lace humping against a man’s thick thigh, fat fingers pushing in and out of his mouth and making him drool.

“Ain’t got a single thought left behind those pretty eyes, do ya? Goood boy.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“Ain’t got a single

thought left behind those pretty

eyes, do ya? Goood boy.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charliescalamity]

born to be a pervert on tumblr

[charliescalamity]

I need to put that freak in a collar...

[charliescalamity]

we could fuck nasty. fuck sinister, even

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

(available as a sticker on patreon through june 2026)

[potato-lord-but-not]

I think you’d look better in a collar

[billymayslesbian]

sometimes tumblr pervert posting reads like it should have a png of the joker attached to it

[marius-vonraum]

Someone should suck my dick actually

[erotic-firearm-usage]

hghnhg cockwarming charles and hes panting and whining and gripping youer hip s🤤🤤🤤

so the weather huh

[sillay-shit]

my bad i dont think you did i think im losing my mind. i think i dreambt thag up. ouh god

wait what oh fuck i assumed ah shit i made an Ass of U and Me

[sillay-shit]

ouuu mutual accidentally reblogged postal art ouuuuh

kennay

yuh oh! the erotic gore that i reblogged was fanart of a fandom that im not in!! guess i gotta go explode now 😔

[hvezdohlav]

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy