sillyandsurreal

[johnhughesdidnotdirectmylife]

They deleted this from the first Toy Story movie and I am so fucking angry that they did that

[lesbianshepard]

a song of ice and fire doesn’t translate well to screen because you miss the joy of seeing cersei spend an entire chapter thinking about how smart she is before making the stupidest decisions possible

[lesbianshepard]

cersei: hmm today i will alienate my daughter in laws family who control the food supply to the city i am in and provide troops

cersei: after that i will fund a religious militant group even though the septon doesn’t like me

cersei: also I’m going to tell the iron bank to fuck themselves even though they’re known for killing people who refuse to pay and the kingdom is millions in debt

cersei: gods i’m so smart. nobody is smarter than me. 

[sillyandsurreal]

How to pay off your debt faster.

"Simply prune down your $4000 a month organic, free range, gras fed avocado balcony farm to $2000 a month and use the $40,000 you save in a week to pay off your student loans. If you havent saved enough money, consider also going out to the theater every two days instead of hosting private viewings in your officially licensed private theater to save $20,000 a week. Or alternately, you can also ask your powdered wig wearing father to give you the money instead of your weekly organic, imported basket of wine and rare cheeses."

- every financial article basically

[sillyandsurreal]

"I think a police offficer is more like a stormtrooper. I think thats like a generic term for anybody who abuses power and barely finished highschool."

Merlin Mann, Nary A Dude, You Look Nice Today.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I signed up to have a fun fantasy adventure, not to face the consequences of dating two guys at once!”

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[sillyandsurreal]

Hey! How am I suppose to send you vaguely creepy messages if you have anon off!

Be gone, fowl beast!

[hp-does-dnd]

REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s

[lifeaccordingtodrew]