If you sneezed while reading this

bless you

[patronsaint-ofmystery]

humanity doesn’t truly exist in sitcoms. in comedic pieces of television, the heightened reality often resolves in extreme characters. their outlandish behavior may correlate with symptoms of autism and adhd. in this essay i will prove that each of the four main characters in big time rush are neurodivergent.

[thememedaddy]

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[banchie]

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

[jelicatessen]

Hub, from upstairs: did I just hear Callum punch finnegrin again?

Me:

[animentality]

[tategaminu]

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

Quick edit

He has never done anything wrong in his life

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[teaboot]

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

I Can See You and rwrb once again

[gerardseyeshadow]

“The Barbie movie HATES men!!!!! >:(“

Someone need a nap? That’s enough screen time for you today. Come on bro your hungry hungry hippos are STARVING. Maybe after that we can change your poopy diaper since you’re making such a fucking stink about a single movie “bullying” the boys.

[sillygoose293]

And what if I have a crush on Rayla’s dads. All goddamn three of them. What then?

[elvesdragonsanddarkmagic]

[nyancrimew]

i love starting an explanation for a thing and then stopping midway to just say "The Horrors" it's really funny to me because of The Horrors

[lmaonade]

i make sure togive all my adhd friends clear drinking glasses because if there’s one consistency i’ve noticed with these fuckers is if they cant see that a vessel is empty they will continue to put it to their mouth and try to take a drink of nothing

[rxyllum]

You guys!!!!!

PYRRHA WAS REINCARNATED INTO THE DRAGON PRINCE!!!!!

[renthony]

Look I promise I'm in this show for more than just the shipping but jesus christ I am unwell about these men!!!!!!!

This is about to be the messiest divorce/custody battle ever. What a way for a ship to go canon.