Welcome to a place of very silly thoughts

Enjoy! Call me Blip. Enjoy the silly and feel free to send me your silly thoughts or stories. I also do vector art to keep up my graphic skills. ISTP | Chaotic Jewish | Capricorn

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

All trees are Jewish and today is their birthday sorry I don’t make the rules

[ignisgayentia]

happy star wars day ya filthy animals

[did-you-know]

Due to a lot of really crappy things happening on April 15th, like US Tax Day, Abraham Lincoln dying, and the Titanic sinking, the date has become informally known as National That Sucks Day. Source

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

All trees are Jewish and today is their birthday sorry I don’t make the rules

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

naps are nice.

[sillystuffposts]

Put your right foot in

[sillystuffposts]

Put your left foot out

[sillystuffposts]

Shake yourself about and then leave…

And buy yourself a treat and sleep.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was easier to use “smite” or it’s 13th century past tense form “smat” in everyday conversations.

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

naps are nice.

[sillystuffposts]

Put your right foot in

[sillystuffposts]

Put your left foot out

[sillystuffposts]

Shake yourself about and then leave...

And buy yourself a treat and sleep.

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

naps are nice.

[sillystuffposts]

Put your right foot in

[sillystuffposts]

Put your left foot out

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

naps are nice.

[sillystuffposts]

Put your right foot in

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

naps are nice.

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

Frick allergies

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

I wish it was more socially appropriate to throw things out windows for catharsis. Stress-relieving defenestration using water balloons maybe? 

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[sillystuffposts]

Ok. So actual art thingie is gonna be 3.5 inches long. But I’m gonna make it 4 inches in diameter with a clear outside part. yay

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.

[sillystuffposts]

update gotta figure out sizing first.

[ultrafacts]

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[scp4165]

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

[lifeofdavo]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[cosrnos]

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

[tenoko1]

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

[mirthalia]

Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)

There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”

[neutralangel]

Hm. I might have to get a duck.

[madamspeaker]

The Force is strong in the Crawley family (x)

[genderqueerhelp-blog]

important trans message!!

you’re a trans boy? how dashing!

you’re a trans girl? i admire your confidence!

you’re nonbinary? you make my heart flutter!

you’re genderfluid? rock your awesome looks!

you’re agender? i love you!

you’re bigender? you rule!

you’re a demigirl? keep up the great work!

you’re a demiboy? good luck on whatever is going in your life right now!

you’re demigender? you’re beautiful!

you don’t fit the stereotype of your gender? great, be yourself!

you’re not out? don’t stress about it, you will be one day!

you misgender yourself occasionally by accident (or if you have too)? you’re still important!

you’re struggling to find a label that fits you? that’s ok, you don’t have to!

you’re anything else i haven’t mentioned on this list? you’re valid!

[a-clean-snail]

You’re human? You’re dope bud

[genderqueerhelp-blog]

everyone is so fucking dope

[sillystuffposts]

THIS IS JUST SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ONCE COMPUTER IS CHARGED

KEEP HYDRATED

[sillystuffposts]

TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH UP BUT HERE I AM

[sillystuffposts]

I did it again. Frick yeah I’m gonna eat some cookie dough

[sillystuffposts]

GOING STRONG

[sillystuffposts]

WEEEEE

[sillystuffposts]

I suck at the scientific application of calculus~

[sillystuffposts]

You slick nerd you did it again.

[sillystuffposts]

I wish that my computer charger plugged in on the right side instead of the left

[sillystuffposts]

WHY IS IT SO COLD?

[sillystuffposts]

You have made it in life if doorknobs are below eye level.

[sillystuffposts]

F**k pants

[sillystuffposts]

Correction pants are the best thing invented.

[sillystuffposts]

Noodles are multicultural.

[sillystuffposts]

I deeply relate to the statement of “I’m a kitkat in a fuzzy sock.”

[sillystuffposts]

WE’RE ALL M*****F***ing T-REXES

[sillystuffposts]

OHSHC is a ride….

[sillystuffposts]

TEst

Keep reading

[sillystuffposts]

I’m a gosh darn overachiever at procrastinating

[sillystuffposts]

Blankets are my fuzzy friends

[sillystuffposts]

Farts are just natures methane scented air.

[sillystuffposts]

Grocery stores are the only place I’d leave the house for after 5pm

[sillystuffposts]

CATCH UP 

[sillystuffposts]

you did good me

[sillystuffposts]

blankets are very good. 

[sillystuffposts]

Mythological stories are great. Does anyone who the sumarian god of the underworld was? Cause I used to know it in 6th grade but I think he had a bull head or something to do with bulls.

[sillystuffposts]

naps are very good especially the kind where you don’t remember falling asleep

[sillystuffposts]

Vegetable is usually defined as edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plants or, alternatively, any of various herbaceous plants cultivated for an edible part such as the fruit or the root of the beet or the leaf of spinach or the seeds of bean plants or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

[sillystuffposts]

Thoughts on a muesuem where you basically larp as historical figures in the style of night at the museum 2 but you’re assigned a character? Imagine how many people might change their view on history class cause of the exerience.

[sillystuffposts]

I really like games like Skyrim and assassins creed but I’d be horrible at being that in real life. I’d be the person lost in a cave screaming as I hack the 50th skeleton to pieces with my sword.

[sillystuffposts]

Sometimes you just have to chill out and listen to an hour of klezmer music.

[sillystuffposts]

Some cars look like pokemon

[sillystuffposts]

I got this as a nickname once. 

[sillystuffposts]

I spray painted a rock today.

[sillystuffposts]

update it is now a shiny rock but it smells bad now.

[sillystuffposts]

I enjoy using my siblings snapchat to put filters on my baby pictures.

[sillystuffposts]

Just gonna post this with no context

[sillystuffposts]

Windwaker is my favorite Zelda game

[sillystuffposts]

I forgot that we had quantified the speed of light today

[sillystuffposts]

I wish I could see in a way that doesn’t involve visual light so I could still read when I get headaches from light.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is nice.

[sillystuffposts]

One day I wanna hang out on my roof and watch the sunrise after a night of stargazing.

[sillystuffposts]

Math is great but sometimes it is like the hard mode of the troll from Dora the Explorer. I would answer the friggen question if I knew what you wanted.

[sillystuffposts]

I need to find lots of sharpies.