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Jay // “after everything, it’s still you.”

[depsidase]

[redvelvetrevolver]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[cipheramnesia]

They were wrong, that dog sure kent weed

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[anti-potato]

sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[bigpapah2o]

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[charlesoberonn]

I think you'll find I'm 150 million years out of Thagomizer range you extinct piece of Allosaur shit

[lobotomyscars]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[chronicallyonlinesworld]

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[quick2love]

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

[bl0w-m3]

(Source: @mysillycomics! I got this off Instagram so I didn’t know it cropped the artist credit out!)

[kosmogrl]