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yes good.

i actually don’t think i will accept an MCR show without Charlie Saxton anymore. like he’s just the 7th member of MCR now.

actually no fuck that, Lucy and Charlotte too. i need opera vocals on every mcr song from here on out.

and yk what? they’re not allowed to get rid of the auxiliary band either. Tucker, Kayleigh, and Clarice add so much to their sound. they gotta stay too.

okay so MCR is just a 15 piece ensemble now i don’t make the rules.

#mcr is the new nct #we are all members

romcomanov

"i'm a sure bet on a losing streak"

doors, noah kahan

shane's version | ilya's version

reckless-glitch

ramblingandpie

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

#ii was talking to this person at a music festival a couple weeks ago #about their outfit bc i loved it and my sis would wear something similar for sure #bc it was like goth #so i asked where they got the corset especially #and they said shein #everything they had on was from shein #and i was like oh okay cool!#but i was just shocked bc like #i thought we all agreed that shein specifically was not only bad quality but bad for the environment #and all those other reasons i dont shop at shein #but it was just an unexpected reminder that some people just dont know. or dont care. about their impact. on anything?#i misspelled it a thousand times #so im gonna fix it here #shien #sorry i get the letter jumblies sometimes

prokopetz

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

gaygoatshane

happy pride

urandroidgirl

good night if you’re a danger days hater block me idc I don’t want boring losers on my blog

sophsun1

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

vivitur-moritur

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

vivitur-moritur

update: i’ve made it through the user manual and have sewn myself a cravat. the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse with anger in its motion and spite in its heart.

#aye that might still just be a regular horse right

benevolenterrancy

their friendship means so much to me

benevolenterrancy

that's not the sort of theft he's worried about, Nicky

@jtl-fics your tag made me laugh 😂 that sounds on brand for him, yeah (referencing this post)

penandinkprincess

i do love and respect the idea of the world at large being stunned at finding out how long ilya and shane have been together, but i truly think that under NO circumstances would shane ever choose to offer ANY personal details about himself or their relationship willingly.

which combined with ilya loving just making things up and saying them (as seen in the "yes, the rumors are true-" scene) offers the very funny idea that ilya actively tries to offer as much privacy as possible by just throwing out stories about them at random so there IS no central story for people to hound shane about.

assorted backstories a la "ilya just started talking and found out with everyone else where he was going with this":

they got snowed in at all stars one year (b-but wasn't that year in florida?) and decided there was nothing better to do

it started as a bit and neither is willing to give up first

they paired off to combine forces like nato

they paired off to limit how many kids they could have in the future to make sure hockey stayed fair

ilya lost a bet six years ago

shane lost a bet three years ago

ilya got tired of remembering phone numbers for his hookups and shane's is easy

ilya got tired of having to look things up in english and french when talking to other people and decide to marry someone who speaks two languages to save time

shane is gifted enough (wink wink wink) that other people are cowards and only ilya was brave enough to rise to the challenge (this one gets him in trouble on the phone later but it also gets him laid that night at home and also confuses the online speculation about who tops and bottoms, so net positive tbh)

yuna hollander is the best manager in the business and a political marriage was the best way to secure her services longterm

with the end result that all shane has to do is shrug and "my husband has already told our story a thousand times by this point. no point in repeating it and boring people." in interviews to get out of people trying to dig into things he doesn't want to tell them.

#gay chicken would be a fun one

partywithponies

caz-the-yarncromancer

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

darrenpillowscriss

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

#the good god let me give you my life #fic fandoms hit hard if u know what the media is #most of them anywya