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[pluisea]

[smallforone-blog]

Deleted scene of Kendo and Monoma from a BNHA ep.

[kannra21]

Kendowoof and Mononya

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[hollow-memes-blog]

Pyrocynical starter memes

You can shoot me!”

“Welcome to my new-Oh fuck me.”

“I made a flash bang!”

“I-didn’t mean to-uh”

“Okay..There s/he is again..Mr.Big bad ____”

“S/He’s close wherever he is.”

“Last stand boys!”

“Hey you got f-pranked!”

“S’probably best to hide now”

“So I’m gonna try to throw  a noise maker to distract ___ (Noise maker gets thrown a foot) .. Oh shit”

“So uh..that wasn’t the best thrown noisemaker”

“You okay buddy?”

“Oh my god I’m actually killing him/her?”

“Shotgun! You are now my new best friend! Holy shit!”

“Y’see y’don’t really see guides on the internet on how to stun-baton an alien..”

“Y’see I don’t like that shit!”

“Lets restart this bad boy!”

“Oh God. Dude you need a new jacket holy shit.”

“I’m not really too sure what I did. I hit a button,something happened.”

“I actually have..nothing capable of fighting off ___,I got a shot gun but..that doesn’t do shit”

“The amount of dead bodies in this area has increased from none to-uh about five so far..”

“As my samurai grand father once told me,’you see a dead body… you run like a little bitch’”

“(ominous footsteps approaching)”

“Okay-Okay I think he’s gone-I think he’s gone-nope he’s coming back.  Second round second round.”

“S-So s/he’s 70 meters away-Fuckin hell”

“I’m honestly quite scared,cause uh-s/he could just come around the corner,bite my face off and kill me.”

“Sir,i’d appreciate if you’d stop. Cause i’m gonna have to throw a flash bang at you “

“Time for the kill!”

“Their just not a threat at all.”

 “What if I use the flamethrower?”

“Oh,Holy shit. That’s a bit-uh..That’s a bit excessive..Think I’ll use it again”

“Y-You do realize this is bullet-proof glass right? You’re not going to be able to shoot through it”

“You know what? I’m dealing with you guys in a very professional way”

“Oh there s/he is again. I don’t know what s/he is,some kind of leprechaun? “

“I-I need that big FAT gun -where is it..”

“..You didn’t see anything”

“In retrospect,this probably wasn’t the best idea I’ve had-honestly”

“I gotta go to the police department to turn myself in”

“Excuse me I’d like to turn myself in,I’ve got this gun here..and uh- this gun here..and-uh this..and this and this,y’know got this as well”

“Ah yeah, just to let you know. I’ma-I’m robbing you. Uh Yeah so uh-could you just stick your hands in the air,please?”

“Do you have anything of value here-you don’t seem to,you just have a tuba”

“Dude,please,do not,son,please,don’t do it,please-Fuckin hell these people”

“Dog-Dog please-sta-stay away from me-stay away from me dog”

 “Wheres the dog-..I think..I think the dogs okay..I’m sure he’s okay”

“The fuck you do that for? Fuck you”

“What the fuck is that-what the f-Oh my god stay away”

“if you move an inch..I’m gonna throw this at you” 

“Don’t question it! Just don’t question it,just continue with your daily life,just do not question this game”

“Ah of course,every single police officer in the entire county,is now after me”

“Excuse me sir, I’d like to buy some weed”

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[smallforone-blog]

I'm so afraid Of what you have to say 'Cause I am quiet now And silence gives you space

I'll never be, be what you see inside You say I'm not alone, but I am petrified You say that you are close; is close the closest star? You just feel twice as far; you just feel twice as far

And I'll fall And I'll break And I'll fake All I wanna

And I'll fall down And I'll break down And I'll fake you out All I wanna

It's the same game today as it always is I don't give you space to speak my name explaining this And the wrists of my mind have the bleeding lines That remind me of all the times I have committed Dirty dirty crimes that are perfectly form-fitted To what I've done and what I'm doing I'm brewing and losing and spewing and fusing And believe me that's what all the kids are doing What kids are doing, they're killing themselves They feel they have no control of their prisoner's cell And if you're one of them, then you're one of me And you would do almost anything just to feel free Am I right? Of course I am Convince me otherwise; would take all night Before you walk away, there's one more thing I want to say Our brains are sick but that's okay

Fake you out I'll fake you out I'll fake you out I'll break you down I'll fake you out

And I'll fall And I'll break And I'll fake All I wanna

[corsicans]

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[platonicrpmemes]

Domestic Starters

“I got the groceries, but I couldn’t read the last thing on your list. Is this even close?”

“It’s too hot. Open a window or something.”

“Could you please grab me a drink while you’re up?”

“Here. Blankets. Since you won’t quit complaining about the cold.”

“Come here. You’re shivering.”

“There’s nothing we need to do today but relax. Why are you running around, exactly?”

“Thanks for taking care of the laundry.”

“Quiet down! I’m trying to read.”

“What are you working on?”

“It’s new. What do you think?”

“Sit down and let me do your hair.”

“I think it’s time for a new look. I want to help.”

“You want me to try on that?”

“Did you steal my shirt again?”

“I know I had three more in the fridge. You swear you don’t know where they went?”

“Don’t you think these flowers brighten the place up?”

“I made dinner. Your favorite.”

“You made some for me to eat, too? Thank you!”

“I couldn’t sleep either.”

“Let’s stay up and watch the stars.”

“I’ve got snacks!”

“Can we just sit here together?”

“This is nice. Quiet.”

“I’m glad I get to spend time with you like this.”

[sagamemes]

more angst & post angst sentences.    since this is the meme i see the most on my own rp dash, have a part two of sentences indicative of trauma and pain, past or present. feel free to edit the sentences to your own needs as you wish.

“ what happened to her? ”

“ is this it? ”

“ duty before love. ”

“ you were gone. ”

“ i keep seeing you. ”

“ please, don’t tell him. ”

“ i need to get you warm. listen, you’re gonna want to go to sleep, but i can’t let you do that, okay? just stay with me, stay with me—! ”

“ she figured it out. ”

“ you were too late. ”

“ i don’t want you apologies, i want my [relation] back! ”

“ i told you! why didn’t you listen?! ”

“ it’s me—wait! …please don’t hang up. ”

“ they gave me a new life. ”

“ and you believed them? ”

“ don’t… don’t touch me. ”

“ could you, for once, think about everyone you’re gonna leave behind if–/when/ you finally get yourself killed? ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you’re going to have to kill me yourself. ”

“ it’s always been just you and me. you and me. no one else. ”

“ the worst punishment for a parent is to bury their child. ”

“ lie to me. ”

“ i already have [name] risking their job for me. i can’t risk anyone else. ”

“ you kill me, you’ll never find [name]. ”

“ he has [name]. ”

“ i don’t care what happens to me. do it to save yourself. ”

“ i—-i can’t breath…! ”

“ if /your/ family was being threatened, you’d do anything to save them. ”

“ i needed to learn how to never be afraid again. ”

“ please—just pull the knife out! ”

“ why do you own a gun? ”

“ i don’t know who to trust anymore. ”

“ you’ll fuck me but you won’t [go out with/date/marry] me. ”

“ we need to stop this. it’s too risky… and i can’t lose you. ”

“ i carried your coffin! ”

“ don’t follow me. ”

“ i’m mad at god. ”

“ none of it was real. i was just doing my job. ”

“ why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?! ”

“ i was the only survivor. ”

“ i never met her. ”

“ you choose your family, but it doesn’t change the fact that i’m still 50% him. ”

“ she’ll kill you if you don’t get out. ”

“ not if i kill him first. ”

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[damnbutcher]

scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

[thekilledcat]

[approvers]

[rpmemegems-deactivated20210417]

Camping Based RP Starters:

* Soooooo don’t suppose you’re any good at making camp fires are ya?

* Dude the woods wet, it ain’t gonna work.

* Wanna roast some marshmallows?

* This is making me want smores.

* Watching you attempt to put up a tent is both highly amusing and painful.

* Of course I’ve put up a tent before! Have a little faith will ya?

* Who needs a tent when ya can sleep under the stars! 

* Relax it’s just an owl.

* Where’s the flashlight?

* JEEZ! Don’t do that!

* Careful where ya point the torch it’s bright as hell!

* I really don’t think ya should drink that. You don’t know what’s been in it.

* Somethings gotten into our food supply!

* Hey look! Paw prints! Let’s follow ‘em!

* I wished I brought my camera-This would have made a great picture.

* Shhhh! Look deer!

* I found some mushrooms, let’s cook ‘em up.

* You sure those berries are safe to eat? What if they’re poisonous? 

* I knew ghost stories before sleep was a bad idea.

* It happened late at night when the moon was full-Just like tonight~

* I don’t care what ya say-That did not sound like a mouse!

* Wonder if we’ll ever run into that monster they talked ‘bout on the TV?