hot damn

i'm alyth and i really do not care about tumblr anymore

[cryptaniac]

"It’s time to go to sleep."

Nathan Barley, EP 1.06

Jones’ fucking adorable way of singing Dan to sleep.

[30rockasaurus]

[emotwink96]

i made this thingamabob because i feel like a dan ashcroft in a world of nathan barleys

[smoothjazzercise-blog]

sometimes i am dan, sometimes i am nathan, and sometimes i am jones

[pdiddysbreastmilk-deactivated20]

[redstainedledger]

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

[islandangelita]

reason to not become an adult

you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

[swinedrunk]

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

[leu-enkephalin]

saved for future reference

[nickelbacksonyoutube]

[plants4]

save these exploding women

[smoothjazzercise-blog]

it's no good banging on about all these rights n stuff on tumblr, everyone on here now knows what's right and wrong. it's the people outside of tumblr we need to get to. "signal boosting" things on here is no good, we need to widen our audience. get the message out to mainstream media.

[shortvideosandstuff]

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I MUST DEVOUR YOU

[mashable]

[vcmiting]

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

[nintendogs64-deactivated2013080]

I FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[nintendogs64-deactivated2013080]

never let this die

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hotsenator]

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Danny is out of control 

[iraffiruse]

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

[lgbtjazzy]

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.