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[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i knew it

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My good sets of patches from NOAC

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Mom:*yelling at me*

Me:You're being salty

Me:I do not crave that mineral

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Happy Thursday guys. That is all.

[shesnoshakespeare]

'Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I am under siege.

- Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet

I came out here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(via cantankerousquince)

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Imagine if there was a council of dad where you would go to ask questions to your dad and you were like "council of dad, im hungry" and they all at once went "hi hungry, we are dad"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

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So Canadians don't even believe Mexico exists apparently

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FYI Majora's Mask remake for 3DS is confirmed. That is all.

[caninegem-deactivated20170115]

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

[bewbin]

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20150502]

[dremoranightmares]

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

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Someone remind me to reblog this when the 4th of July comes around guys. Please.

[burgerking]

You asked. We answered. #ChickenFriesAreBack

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With the colors and fists in the air, this looks like Soviet propaganda.

[dribbled]

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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[aniuskie]

team aqua is still better than team magma

[thefrogman]

[straight-from-the-earth]

I was not expecting that last photo