mmmmMm acceptable

he lo i am sentient blob fish from south australia i like sitting on the ground, eating, adventure time, Rooster Teeth, gaming, crying, and jellyfish. i like talking sometimes ♢ ♤ ♡ ♧ .

[idledelilah]

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

[currently841pm]

:O

[powerfulwizard]

im glad peoples perception of madds mikkelson evolved past the “hannibal guy”

[powerfulwizard]

now he’s hideo kojimas husband

[jenny-yesac-has-moved-bye]

Item #: SCP-049

Object Class: Euclid

[pastelpaperplanes]

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[massmasher100]

My Bretheren SLUDGE and MUD are Out-in-the-Field…

Getting

SLOPPY

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dirge-for-a-madman-deactivated2]

If force doesn’t work, use more force.

[the-laissez-fairest-of-them-all]

Agility- 0

Critical Chance- 0

Strength- 100

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

she can extrapolate from incomplete data

[thatfurrylightelemental]

who?

[leftistthot]

[lafayelle]

Gucci finally gets on board with what people REALLY want (monster boyfriends and accessories)

[sarcoptid]

about TIME

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s so broke

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[oswednesday]

hussie you godamn son of a bastard tell me what godtier class i am what the fuck this is like just handing me the raw ingredents of a cake and saying eat it am i maid? an heir? btch what???

[candyredterezii]

“What the hell! I wanna romance Monika! God damn it.”

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[kasael-deactivated20250929]

thanks yall

[unspellable-blog]

The college radio DJ has played 22 mountain goats songs in a row without comment, and I feel like someone should call and make sure they’re ok.

[melodyfrogface]