lynn

24 • she/her

[mikequeerlerism]

yupppppp i audibly laughed

[bebx]

I’m sorry but all these plot holes in Stranger Things 5 were insane. They said the finale would answer all the questions but not only did it barely answer anything, it just created dozens more

Also RIP to all those pregnant women in the lab who were literally blown up

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[orangewithyou]

neil going “kiss? kiss, now? kiss?” 1 inch from andrew’s face every time he wants attention, like those cats who meow directly against your face when they are bored.

[orangewithyou]

twinyard hc that they bond as adults by calling each other to bitch about people.

A sleep deprived exhausted med student aaron would very randomly call andrew to shit on jeremy knox after watching an espn segment from the hospital waiting room, and watching people gush about him.

aaron, calling his brother for the first time in 4 months, from the hospital parking lot at 5 am on a wednesday: “i don’t care about jeremy knox, he is a average player at best, he is not interesting and im pretty sure he is not hot, even for gay standards.”

andrew, who was already awake bc neil had just begged for a kiss before going on his morning run at crack of dawn: “he is also very annoying, even by gay standards.”

aaron, feeling vindicated: “I KNEW IT.” end of the call.

2 week later:

andrew, after getting mildly injured at a game and having to stay in bed recovering for a few days, doing nothing but scrolling social media: “eric posts too many racy pictures of nicky on instagram and i can’t take it anymore he needs to die.”

aaron, doing a weird shift in the maternity ward where he has to interact with babies so they don’t become psychos or whatever: “GOD, I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS TO KATELYN FOR FOREVER! we should kill him.”

andrew: “christmas in germany this year.”

aaron: “yeah.” end call.

[phrogsocks]

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

[misty-scatorccio]

if laura lee were still here, witnessing lottie walk on water over a spiked trap that gravity should’ve pulled her into literally would have just solidified to her that lottie is god. she would be so obnoxious about it too. she’d probably fall to her knees before lottie, and there’d be adoring tears in her eyes as she looks up at her, and laura lee would demand that everyone worship her girlfriend, and—

[ferallace]

“The innocence died with Laura Lee” I’d argue if Laura Lee was around everything would be so much worse. She believed Lottie was a prophet and her visions were messages from god she would absolutely enable everything they did because she would truly believe it’s what god wanted. Laura Lee believed in Lottie’s visions when there was no reason to whatsoever. Imagine how she would act once Lottie started getting things right. She probably would’ve had deep religious psychosis and be the most deranged out of all them. I think it’s what makes her so interesting her already unwavering faith tied with the wilderness and what it turns them into is just so interesting to think about. But unfortunately we’ll never know. Rip my crazy queen you had so much potential 😔

[foxholecourt22]

Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

[nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

everything starts and ends with kevin day. do you get it? everything starts and ends with kevin day. of course everything has to start and end with kevin day it could never be any other way

[fearbehere]

he’s an asshole. he’s the kindest friend you will ever have. hes an alcoholic health freak. he’s a heartless machine that only cares about playing stickball and has little interest in real people. he will make outstanding efforts to never ever ever have to be alone for even one second. he’s half of a duo. he wishes he could stand on his own. he mourns a man that no one else on earth loved (even though no one on earth has been as hurt by that man as him). he knows you will die and he does nothing to even attempt to stop it– he still makes sure your remaining time is the best time anyone’s ever had. he leaves you even though he’s all you have, but he never stops sending you postcards, he never stops trying to save you. he promises you he will find you a purpose in life, and he always finds it. he always finds it.

[dustisus]

i would not trust aaron minyard as my doctor. but only for the same reason that if i heard my surgeon was called dr. c ronaldo and showed up looking identical to famous sports person cristiano ronaldo i would be a bit concerned that the neurosurgery was just like. his side gig

[casszanova]

Fem andreil

[aftheyyyy]

Nicky said the twins chose to study German because Nicky could help them pass, and I don’t doubt that was part of it, but I wonder if they chose it as a sort of apology, too. We’re sorry you left Germany to take care of us; we’ll learn German so you have something of it to bring home with you. And their fluency is interesting, too. Two years of foreign language in high school won’t get you that far, and none of them are studying it in college, so I wonder if they used German at home a lot, to make Nicky miss it less? To make him feel more at home with them?

[pastryoscar]

*neil breaks into their dorm, starts cursing out kevin in a foreign language and instigated a fight in .4 seconds*

medicated andrew probably: i’d tap that. is that french? fuck me french has never sounded that hot, including when kevin is yapping away. why does this child know french I swear he’s from the bottom of the trenches-

*neil proceeds to fuckin book it with a raging 6ft man chasing him out the door*

[eclipse-rain]

Cat : id sell my first born child if so and so

Jean : my parents certainly did

Cat : *violently spits out water*

[book-wormz-26]

I wheezed when I read this. I can’t- 💀

This whole time, almost all of the Foxes thought of Neil as a cat. I mean I can see it too but still-