Your Friend The Smiley!

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ✰𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖍-①⑦⑥⑤✦ ♥

[spider-smiley]

Alright, let's do this one more time.

My name is Chitain I crashed on earth, was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the past year and a half, I've been the one and only Spider-woman.

Or Spider-smiley. Either one you'd prefer.

You know the rest. I disguised myself as human, was attacked by Catalyst Corp., fell in what I thought was love, yadda yadda, backstory stuff. (update later) \\I don't know how to write introductions so I'm gonna try my best + still working out the backstory\\

~✮🕷✮~

This is an rp blog of my spidersona. My spidersona might be an adult, but I am a minor.

The lore of my spidersona is seperate from my rp account

GUIDELINES:

No nsfw

Nothing offensive

:OKAY BYEEEE :P

(UPDATED 11/19/24)

(UPDATED 1/29/26)

trying to rebrand

[spacefroggoo]

[spiderman2-99archived]

Degenerates. Filthy degenerates past the mercy of God, all of you.

[spider-smiley]

"I don't remember being apart of the shit that goes on in here :("

[spiderman2-99archived]

Been suspiciously quiet around HQ today… something’s wrong.

[spider-smiley]

Like what, boss? Also I haven’t seen you in a while how’ve you been?

[aracariwren]

snurps crossing, please be careful!

[spider-smiley]

Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 10$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻

🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉

[itsmiguel2099]

// @spider-smiley // I,ve ne7er brfns0 hi8gh i6in my lijs rn.=,

-chirp- “why are you high?? More important question, what did you use to get high, and where can I get sssssome?”

[nan0-sp1der]

No, and NO. BOTH of you.

@spider-smiley , do require supervision? Are you hungry yet? What is your location?

[spider-smiley]

Iseallowed land7y det34gant

caLk ps1on conr\tel 

[post1ngfrom42]

the spiders of the Spider Society scare me jus’ a bit. I mean, i’m not a bad guy— I don’t think, at least. I don’t think I’m a bad guy. steal from the rich, give to the poor, y’know..

but the spiders , they’re… scared. Of me. and that’s not a fun feeling. I already get it enough in my universe. maybe that’s what ya get when ya hide behind a mask.

I know a spider or two who’d prolly empathize..

[spider-smiley]

So you're just robin hood? I don't see the problem :/ Everyone's just mean for no reason (-.-)

[evenlyevi]

Goodnight.

[levanlanse]

♪ It's time for Fish Fact Friday! ♪

The African coelacanth is a living fossil, and one of only two extant species of coelacanth! African coelacanths have vivid blue scales, which distinguish them from the brown-scaled Indonesian coelacanth.

They often reside in underwater lava caves, spending the day resting in the caves and hunting in their vicinity at night. Unlike most other vertebrates, they have a hinge in the back of their skull which allows them to move both their upper and lower jaw simultaneously - this allows them to open their jaws extra wide to catch prey!

[ufolliegy]

❔❔❔❔

[weirdlandtv]

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

[auckie]

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

[crabofdoom]

Artist was obviously a leg man, but I have never seen a female alien love interest designed as THIS alien before. She’s uniquely hairy, bugged-eyed, lines would indicate at least a partial exoskeleton, she has escaped being saddled with the mammories that a non-mammal being would not have, yet she’s got it bad for Space Force Leatherhead and he is so into her. I can practically hear his prose of her cabochon eyes of nebula violet, glowing with the passion to know and be known, in the starlight. The green of her body turning more vivid as discovery (and carnal knowledge) consume her conscious mind.

To suggest a red-blooded, human man could love Greedo’s cousin? Desire her??

This is fantastic, in every sense. How many lives did this change forever?

[vinylweb]

What you need to hear.

I'm glad you're here.

god, it’s been hard. I know it has. it has hurt like hell and some days have felt like you’re pulling yourself through one second after another by your broken fingernails in the dirt. you’re tired. it’s a bone-deep kind of tired that settles in somewhere behind your ribcage and makes breathing feel like dying half the time and it never really seems to go away. but you’re still here. you’re beaten and bruised but you’re still kickin’, trudging one foot in front of the other no matter how heavy those footsteps are. you decided at some point that, goddamn it, if this is rock bottom then things can only get better from here, and you decided to see better for yourself. and so you’ve been clinging onto yourself for dear life and it’s been the hardest thing you’ve ever done but you are one tough motherfucker and you’ve done it. and god, I’m glad you did. I’m so glad you’re here. I know sometimes it feels like no one appreciates how hard it is to just be here, but I do. I know. and it is absolutely amazing how far you’ve come and I’m so grateful you’ve made it. you are so important and your life is so beautiful and it would be such a shame for you to miss it. so keep on pulling forward. I promise it’s worth it.

from whosmoraless ..

tagging

@peterbsideparker @nan0-sp1der @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @ice-cold-parental-figure ... n you.🫵...

[lyrate-lifeform-approximation]

you are enough.

I see how hard you’re working. I see how your body aches under the weight of it, how you lose sleep and rub the red out of your eyes in the hopes that they can’t tell how desperately you’re clawing at “good enough.” I know how that dirt feels under your nails, that filth of never being what they want. you’re running yourself into nothing trying so hard to be good for them. but you are already good. you are already enough. you have nothing to prove. you are beautiful and what you bring to the world, what you have to show for the space you take up is perfect. it is enough. you are enough. you can rest. you don’t have to try so hard to be more than what you are. you are, and that’s enough. you’re already perfect.

soft tagging: @crybaby-spider @spiderpunkofficial @spideroracleofficial @spiderofgotham @spider-smiley @spidernoirsleftboot

[spider-smiley]

you are loved.

I know it’s been hard. it’s been lonely. they didn’t treat you how they should have. maybe they still don’t, and that aches in a place you didn’t know you had until it started hurting. but love is out there. I promise. the world is infinite and grand and full of people who would love nothing more than the chance to love you. and they do. they do love you. you’ve met some of them and others have yet to come into your life but they all love you more than you can stand. there’s enough love to fill that hole inside you and make it stop hurting. there’s enough love to fill you up. I promise it’s out there and I promise you’ll find it. you are so, so loved.

Tagging: @ichann979, @spiderman2-99, @itsmiguel2099, you <3

[spider-smiley]

🕷️ Holiday Spider-Verse PSA: Celebrate, Protect, and Stay Warm! 🕷️

Hey, Spider-people! ❄️ The holiday season is in full swing, with Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and other winter celebrations bringing cheer to your city. But even superheroes need to pause and enjoy the season responsibly. Here's how to balance your hero duties with holiday spirit:

Stay Warm on Patrol 🧤🧥:

Winter patrols can be brutal. Layer up thermals under your suit, wear insulated gloves, and keep your hand and toes warm, extremities are the first things to get cold. Ice and snow make your regular patrol routes trickier, so watch your footing and avoid swinging too close to icy rooftops. Webs don’t grip as well on frosty surfaces, so plan accordingly!

Celebrate Safely 🎁:

Holiday dinners, parties, and patrols can get chaotic. This winter season, if you can, try to take some time off to enjoy the festivities. Whether you're lighting a menorah, decorating a tree, or sharing stories around the fire, you deserve to make memories, too.

Be a Holiday Hero 🤝:

Use your powers to spread joy this season. Help decorate a community space, shovel snow for neighbors, deliver food to those in need, or volunteer at a shelter. Even small gestures can brighten someone’s day, and your kindness can make a big impact.

Fuel Up with Festive Treats 🍪:

Cookies, latkes, hot chocolate, and holiday feasts are perfect for your spider metabolism! Eat as much as you need to, but know your limits. You don’t want to get cramps mid-swing, after all!

Watch Out for Holiday Villains🎄:

The holidays are prime time for quirky villains with snow machines, explosive ornaments, or terrible elf disguises. Themed heists and snowstorm-based schemes are classic holiday villain shenanigans. Stay alert for festive traps, glitter bombs, or mistletoe drones. It’s always something this time of year!

Take Time for Yourself 🕸️:

Even heroes need a break. Spend time with loved ones, swing by to visit friends or allies who’ve had your back through thick and thin, enjoy a quiet moment, or just binge-watch holiday movies in your suit. Recharging is part of being your best self.

Happy holidays, Spider-people! Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or another tradition, may it be filled with warmth, kindness, and contentment. Stay safe, stay cozy, and keep spreading that web-slinging cheer. Here’s to a peaceful winter season! 🕸️

(On behalf of us at the multiversal broadcast system, have a wonderful holiday season, and stay safe.)

(AAH sorry I'm so late 🥺 pretend it's before the 24th)

[luminescenthub]

I’m kinda bad at hero work actually

[spider-smiley]

I understand. Honestly I'm not that great either. But I get it. I know it's said a lot, but you're doing your best. That's what matters.

[spiderman2-99archived]

Reminder that I am not in charge of the Society's Christmas whatever vague-varying-across-universes-denominational-winter-holiday party.

Ask Lily, Peter, Jessica, or... literally anyone but me.

[peterbsideparker]

Does that give me carte blanche to plan something then? 'Cause we're five days out and this is very short notice to be hearing this right now. This is Mayday's second Christmas and I've got a lot to juggle as it is back home. Second Christmases are important! These are positive memory building opportunities!

[spiderman2-99archived]

You personally don’t have to. I’m just reiterating that I’ve washed my hands of that responsibility.

If someone else is planning something, I haven’t heard of it yet.

Just go be home with your family, Peter.

[peterbsideparker]

Well, I'd hate to leave people hanging if they're expecting something hosted here at HQ. Couldn't we just cater something in? Hot cocoa bar and pastries? Something simple like that, nothing complicated, then Spiders can come and go around that tree that got set up in the lobby. You're the one with the budget for it, Mig. Just have LYLA make the arrangements if you can't.

[spiderman2-99archived]

Excuse me for Christmas not being on my radar.

I’ll figure something out. Probably.

[lyrate-lifeform-approximation]

who the shock is lily. did i get replaced or smth

[spider-smiley]

Naw, it’s just the other Miguel’s wife. Dw you’re not getting replaced anytime soon :3

[whosmoraless-deactivated2025041]

where should you be kissed?

Forehead.

over-worrying and overthinking everything, your mind is always a whirling storm. no matter how you try, the fears overwhelm all else. you need someone trusted to press a kiss to your forehead, helping to quiet the thoughts that just refuse to settle.

(( tagged by nan0-sp1der. tagging: @chaya-maya-n-gaya @crybaby-spider @ask-gwendolyn-stacy @peterbsideparker @spideroracleofficial @gankel33 @vinylweb and you🫵 ))

[ask-gwenby]

knuckles

it feels as though you have fought every day of your life. sometimes, you cannot even tell how much of the blood on your hands is your own... and how much comes from those who've tried to hurt those you defend. you deserve the gentleness of a kiss to your bruised knuckles and broken skin, a reminder that you are not only made of violence.

@spideypunx @noir-spider-noir how about you guys? (I definitely feel like you two deserve this result more than me lol)

[noir-spider-noir]

(The lovely @nan0-sp1der also tagged me, but I'll only answer once.)

Knuckles

it feels as though you have fought every day of your life. sometimes, you cannot even tell how much of the blood on your hands is your own... and how much comes from those who've tried to hurt those you defend. you deserve the gentleness of a kiss to your bruised knuckles and broken skin, a reminder that you are not only made of violence.

@gwendolynstark, and @crybaby-spider. As well as anyone else who'd like to join in.

[spider-smiley]

forehead.

over-worrying and overthinking everything, your mind is always a whirling storm. no matter how you try, the fears overwhelm all else. you need someone trusted to press a kiss to your forehead, helping to quiet the thoughts that just refuse to settle.

(It’s too accurate 😢)