Spider is Off Web

25 | she/they | asexual lesbian would rather be reading/writing screaming into the void because it's the only thing that listens to me. sometimes it answers back.

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[tall]

[spiderisoffweb]

Great. I've gone to a weekly meet up long enough that the people there know of me and kind of tolerate my presence. Now how do I get them to hang out with me outside of the context we met in? They're all cool as hell and I like none of their other cool people hobbies. And I'm okay doing things I don't like just to spend time with other people, but if I say that, they might feel bad or something idk

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[highly-flammable]

Peeta was reading contraband romance books during his free time at the bakery and y’all cannot convince me otherwise, because that level of rizz and romantic expression did not come from nowhere

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

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