The guardlings have the TARDIS

My name is Kelly, and I'm addicted to color guard, Pokemon, Warriors, and Overwatch. I was in guard for 7 years. My favorite Pokemon is Sylveon. My Warrior name is Mossfire. I main Bastion in Overwatch. Yes, I'm THAT person.

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[exyrpf]

there were 8 years between 2010 and 2018 where we didn’t exist but were just powering up our heterophobia gages

[saccharinescorpion]

Parasite and Girl

[dovewithscales]

This is gold. @kunabee

[fluffmugger]

#This is venom isn’t it?

[taraljc]

i would like an emotional support alien parasite please

[catchymemes]

[chaliceink]

[killue]

[justsomeantifas]

To be frank, I truly believe corporations should pay for their employees public transportation if that’s an option in the area. 

If it is not an option I believe corporations should be forced to pay the gas bill for their workers commute.

[justsomeantifas]

I’ll even go a step further and say workers should be paid for their commute to work, as well as their commute home, as if they were on the clock.

[canyou-feel-my-heart]

Where are you from?? I’m from Holland, where every worker gets a compensation for their travel time based on the kilometres they live from their place of work. I thought this was a relatively common thing?

[wymanthewalrus]

*laughs in wage theft*

[starinyourhand]

Every time we disillusioned americans try to fantasize about the most off-the-wall crazy amazing benefits we could get from our employers or government, things that would never happen in a million years over here, like free healthcare, free drug treatment, being able to have a baby without losing your job or taking a pay cut, being able to sit down at a retail job, having your boss pay you for your hour drive to work, free ambulances, adequately supporting disabled people, going to college for free… And without FAIL, some European will pipe up and be like, “🤔🤔🤔 uhhhh, isn’t that just… normal? Like, aren’t those things are all just normal things that governments provide for it’s citizens? Because you paid for it through taxation??” And all the americans collectively die of envy and untreated dental infections.

[litvar]

Mannnnnn…

[sinnerali]

I put this look on my face

A face that says “ ask me if I’m ok”

Hoping that someone would ask me

“Are you ok?”

So I can cry and say “No!”

“Please help me, I’m dying inside”

-sinnerAli

[worthless-misery]

“Now it tears me apart just to look at the sky”.

All Time Low, “Memories That Fade Like Photographs”.

[verblassende-liebe]

[stressed-and-sometimes-sassy]

Guess who’s crying again. That’s right, this fuckin useless pile of misery.

Scars & Glow-sticks

[abnormall]

i have never mattered. and i never will. 

[yourlocalmadlad]

my life is falling apart once again and i still dont know what to do

[dxntyswarm]

Me: *says something that hints at my deep psychological issues to see if person actually cares*

Friend: Dude, what’s going on with you?

Me: *tries to figure out why the fuck they think it’s any of their business*

[im-always-hurting]

Found this on Facebook

[to-the-bone-i-will-go]

And suddenly sad songs aren’t sad enough anymore

[staff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[habitualshaker]

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step