Chaos.Is.Me.

My life is still chaotic as ever, but I have calmed down as a person. Chilled out, ya know? I'm pretty open minded, but some things I refuse to back down on. This is just a personal blog, always has been.

[squirtleismystuffedturtle]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

If you’re gay it’s probably PE

[defending-harmony]

If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

[chuckling-chemist]

allow me to make a refined version

(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)

[argumate]

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

[bibliolithid]

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

[argumate]

goddamn it here we go again

[omghotmemes]

Jesus X-man Christ

[tracer-isms]

Holy shit

[shadows-and-starlight]

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

[koreacake]

one’s favorite scene

[redportrait]

me, having deeply fallen out of the practice of writing poetry: I can’t write any more, I am now a Talentless Hack

the voice of my 11th grade journalism/12th grade creative writing teacher who rly did know everything: if you stop writing for a while the words will build up and stagnate. to clear the water, you will have to open the dam completely, and accept the fact that what initially comes out will not be palatable

[m-s-harris]

This. This is so true. Starting again is more important than what you actually write. You are rusty. You’ll build up momentum again. All you need to do is start.

[welele]

[grlcurves]

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

[angelbabyspice]

what the fuck

[bunjywunjy]

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

[everythingfox]

“U got any games on your phone??”

[138onions]

*sweating* n-no…

[nootydooty]

[ironwoman359]

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

[fangirltothefullest]

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

[ironwoman359]

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

[sixpenceee]

Vanessa Cheng, of Hong Kong, thought it would be hilarious to dress her 11-month-old French bulldog, Romeo, in a “Chucky” doll costume. And the internet agreed. Via

[michaeldennis33]

I’m in love

[sixpenceee]

Halloween black witch hat. Link

[my-muse-and-allthe-little-things]

Sorting hat from harry potter!

[reinerist]

Disney Princess : Through the Years

[fullcravings]

Mini Piña Colada Cheesecakes

[fullcravings]

Apricot Pistachio White Chocolate Cookies

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Recipe: https://cakewhiz.com/chocolate-chip-pancakes-recipe/

Congratulations cakewhizblog for having the winning submission September 26 2019!

[littlekiwifrog]

Tear-drinking Butterflies

In the Amazon, it’s not uncommon to see groups of colorful butterflies fluttering around turtles basking along the river. This is because they drink the turtles’ tears—an invaluable source of salt for the herbivorous butterflies.

(source)

[sixpenceee]

This is so cool

[xrxfxt]

what if i went around the amazon crying would these beautiful animals drink the tears off my face because i would be glad to supply them with salt and emotional run off

[justbadpuns]

Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser..