Fantasy Fanatic

expanding my bookshelf

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holy crap forgot I had a tumblr account- anyway I'm in love with levi ackerman now so idfk what to post here heh

[h2003lea]

I'M BACK (AGAIN!!!)

I compare Murtagh to k*lo ren a lot recently, because it contains two of my favourite things: trashing on k*lo ren and praising Murtagh, so I did this little piece as a summary of my thoughts on them.

Some of you might be interested in this:) @saphira-approves @ladyofancienttales

[staarqueeen]

absolutely beautiful 

[silver-words-and-inky-secrets]

Reblog if you love Elinor Loredan, want Elinor Loredan to be happy, or really want to see Cockerell being punched in the face

[staarqueeen]

I'll go with the being punched in the face

[inheritancecyclememes]

[lise-thethinker]

Instead of “The Eldunarya”, “literally every single character in The Inheritance Cycle” would also work here

[staarqueeen]

Yeah, good point

[staarqueeen]

Farid is literally the absolute worst character

Okay so, I hate farid, he can go jump in a pit and die. We have two amazing characters: meggie and dustfinger, and every single onr of their scenes has farid in it and it just RUINS it for me! Just look at how he treats meggie, imo he acts like she's his object and just goes around making out with other girls! And whenever dustfinger learns a new trick... Who's there?! Oh yeah! Farid! Begging dustfinger to teach him said trick! Can farid die already?! And when he DID DIE dustfinger sacrificed his life for him like OMFG WHY CANT FARID JUST DIE IN A HELLHOLE

[staarqueeen]

So I took this amazing drawing of eragon:

And I used a face editing app on it

@i-wanna-be-eragons-gf I am so sorry

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[chocolate-library]

Reblog if you think Eragon is underappreciated

[goats-n-knives-deactivated20220]

Greetings Inkheart fandom.

I'm bored. If u wanna, reply/reblog w the characters you ship together or a pairing u like. I wanna see what this fandom is capable of. I just hope i don't come across meggie x dustfinger when i wake up-

[staarqueeen]

Orpheus x a burning inferno of fire

Also I don't like meggie x farid, she's 13... He's 16... Does nobody else see a problem there?

[moved-to-midnightshade-deactiva]

Alpha:

Roran

Durza

Oromis

Islanzadí

Murtagh

Beta:

Galbatorix

Eragon

Arya

Angela

Omega:

Katrina

Nasuada

[someeragonmemes]

Oromis: Okay elves, I’d like to introduce our new member of the Dragon Riders, Eragon, and I’d like to thank Eragon for his generous gift of two dollars, which he handed me in the forest this morning. Not necessary, but very much appreciated

Saphira: Why did you give him two dollers?

Eragon: I thought he was homeless.

[luxwing]

What if the world… Were minecraft

[luxwing]

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

[luxwing]

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

[luxwing]

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

[luxwing]

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

[luxwing]

This is what I’m reading btw

[renamon]

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

[ripleyandweeds]

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

[thyrell]

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

[robobuddies]

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

[luxwing]

The ride never ends

[staarqueeen]

Oh dear lord

[darkacademiamlm]

mlm: I want a bf :(

also mlm: *doesnt message their crush* *ghosts out of anxiety* *wont tell them you're interested*

mlm: *reblogs a yearning post*

[thatpiplupgal]

Okay, so

Eragon, right?  Dude could store the magic inside of gemstones.  Tight. So, hear me out-

if Brom had put energy into this

how unstoppable would that fucker be?

[withdragonblood]

A killer queen, ladies and gentlemen

[someeragonmemes]

I legit cannot stop laughing

[staarqueeen]

OMG- HAHAomgisnsieneienjeidne

[someeragonmemes]

Eragon: When I was

Murtagh: A young boy

Eragon: My father

Murtagh: Ate an entire fucking lemon he didn’t even cut it open no he swallowed the whole lemon rine and all it was fucking disgusting

Eragon: Took me into the city

[i-wanna-be-eragons-gf]

Can we talk about how oblivious Eragon actually is to his ‘fans’? I have a feeling the books didn’t even graze the tip of how many women wanted him. He was hot, a gentleman, and had a high status, not to mention a dragon as soulmate/best friend etc (Wich can also be seen as a minpoint but I disagree with that)

[vintagesewingmachine]

oh gosh. i just pictured a bunch of young women in their old fashioned dresses in war camp tents fangirling over Eragon and it made me laugh so hard. like, just making squealing noises and flapping their hands cuz Eragon looked quizzically around when they asked him to marry them lmao this is my new favourite thing

[staarqueeen]

Oh my lord, imagine that half the girls in the entire camp below the age of 20 gathering up in an Eragon fan club where they tried and formulate a plan to get Eragon to notice them. however their plan was to singlehandedly defeat galbatorix and tame shruiken and ask for Eragon's, who is in extreme awe of all this, for his hand in marriage then they move to a castle on the hill and..... But then all the girls starting hating each other's guts because they couldn't decide who would defeat galbatorix .

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whygz]