i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
styofa doing anything
hello vonnie
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast

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shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art

if i look back, i am lost

pixel skylines

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RMH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Love Begins
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#extradirty

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we're not kids anymore.
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@starebee
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack
a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked
a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game
person i'm having a conversation with: i really enjoy talking to you :)
the social success meter that lingers at the edges of my vision at all times:
so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy
Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted.
How does he have time between eating spiders?
The task is eating spiders
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.
Uni.
HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH
This Friday's meme is: crabbage
are these my only options
Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick
I nemeed meddysine
pleabse. doctor 🧑⚕️??
be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick
Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins
Hourhhfbf
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
mike’s hard past couple of months
Back on my tumblr bs after some years lol who's still here?!?!
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET
THIS🎃IS🎃HALLOWEEN🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃