🐸 @starebee - Tumblr Blog

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

orb-the-watchman

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

paintedpig

reslake

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

flashdrive-fucker

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

sandmandaddy69

slimegargoyle

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

valtsv

successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game

valtsv

person i'm having a conversation with: i really enjoy talking to you :)

the social success meter that lingers at the edges of my vision at all times:

irememberitsoyoudonthaveto-deac

ironpour

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

copperbadge

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

futurebogbody

How does he have time between eating spiders?

echoes-bookshelf

The task is eating spiders

copperbadge

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.

toastbutteregg

unicouniuni

Uni.

christopher575

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

jimnutto-deactivated20230114

daily-crabbys

This Friday's meme is: crabbage

huffylemon

are these my only options

piendish

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

piendish

I nemeed meddysine

piendish

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

berrybreadd

be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick

piendish

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

piendish

Hourhhfbf

chongoblog

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

chongoblog

sorry!

c0rpseductor

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.