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mitch • 22 • you've got a little wicked in your eye

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Personal hobbies include arguing with a classmate about why vaccines are good in the middle of a lecture and setting the professor back 30 minutes 

[juyeooon]

uni is literally just like *receives an email* * receives an email* *receives an email* * receives an email* *receives an email* * receives an email* *receives an email* * re

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how come olives taste like shit but olive oil rules?

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so this is how it feels when the leftist mob turns on you 🙄

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At this point “Thanks Jules” could be my “tagged” tag. 

[mysharona1987]

[spacehomos]

Confess and get the fuck out

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

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Really excited for the part in law school where we finally get to make the laws

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

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distortion

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I’ve had four cups of coffee today and I can hear emotions.

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

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avdens replied to your post: avdens replied to your post: ...

You sound like you’re dying. drink a gatorade

Who just has Gatorade at home. 

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avdens replied to your post: When’s it going to be winter again. I can get down...

Come hang out in the living room and i’ll fan you

I’m going to lay on the floor. Do what you must. 

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When’s it going to be winter again. I can get down with the snow. They make coats for that. But this? This?

[timotaychalamet]

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opulentz replied to your post: opulentz replied to your post: ...

i need you to state openly tht you support me + my newly founded no shirt policy

Wear a shirt, or don’t wear a shirt. Do whatever you want. 

Cosigned, Mitch. 

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opulentz replied to your post: opulentz replied to your post: ...

you have a tone every day of your life

You’re making my point for me, Mikes.