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Twin A teased his bald father. THE day after he turned 25 he found hairs all over his pillow and hands when he washed his hair. By 30 he was sitting next to his brother in a baldness study. which brother got lucky.
Resolution upgraded.
GERALD
After I blacked out in gym class, I woke up to find that my wish had come true. Somebody must have heard me because I opened my eyes and found myself in Mr. Sanderson's body, but everybody called me Gerald at the office.
It was strange being in the body of my dad's best friend and business partner. When I looked in the mirror I saw a grown ass man, a large, handsome man that I'd kind of had a crush on for years. I was able to fake my way through the day. My dad even talked to me about all the sex he was having with my mom, how they were trying new things out. Roleplay. Leather. Spanking. I just pretended to be his best friend and nodded, drinking the expensive scotch and trying not to gag at the thought of my mom and dad . . . fucking . . . especially when he talked about how much he loved her tits.
The day was finally over and I drive my new BMW to Gerald's . . . or my penthouse. I found the bathroom and decided it was time to explore this new, bigger body. I was normally a small, skinny nerdy guy and Gerald was a big, beefy bear, and I'd been fighting a raging boner all day wondering what was hiding under his tight suit. I stood in front of the mirror, eyes on my new reflection as I took my coat off.
I felt my nipples grow hard as I felt my new cock push against his expensive trousers. I needed to touch them. I needed to see his big bear tits. I slowly pulled my tie off, not taking my eyes off Gerald's reflection staring back at me. I unbuttoned the shirt and pulled it back to reveal pale skin and large, pink nipples and were perked to ful attention. I felt the fabric graze over them as my cock twitched. They were so sensitive.
Swallowing hard, I reached into my shirt and cupped Gerald's man tits in my hand. I rolled his pink nippled between his strong hands and my entire body quivered.
I'm not sure who granted my wish or why, but I wasn't going to waste another second. I lifted my phone up and snapped a picture, scrolling to GROWLR to create a profile. There was no way all those chasers weren't going to want big Gerald to play with them. This was going to be one hell of a night.
Promotion Overdue Part 1
I’ve been admiring one of my employees for the past 3 months since he was hired.
Josh. I hadn’t had favourites until now but there was something about him, I wanted more. I hadn’t really taken notice of his work experience when I first hired him. No, I didn’t do that for most of my work force. They all needed a job desperately and I was happy to to give it to them. I did have a pretty strict checklist though. Nice faces, nice bodies that sort of thing.
At first it was just some innocent eye candy, but I used my position more and more as my work force grew. I’d give them an extra bit of cash off the record for ‘favours’. I hadn’t approached Josh about it yet but I’ve dropped my regular hints and I’m sure his coworkers probably told him something as well.
Just before christmas I called Josh to my office privately for the first time. Christmas was always the best time to call in or start favours, it’s when they were most vulnerable and willing.
Before Josh entered my office I could see him spraying something under his shirt. It looked like regular deodorant. Right after he entered my office and closed the door behind him.
“What is it boss?”
I smiled as I gently led him to a nearby chair in front of my desk “Sit down. It’s a busy time of year Josh. I know you are a bit tight on cash and I want to offer you a bit of relief for Christmas.”
I opened one of the desk drawers and pulled out a plain brown envelope. I watched his eyes as I slid it partway across the table.
He stared at it for a good minute in silence, then nodded to himself and looked at me. “I think I’m due a promotion.” He smiled “I’ll do anything you want.”
I had him. My mind scanned about the possibilities of what I could do, what I could see. My eyes tasted gold as they surveyed every inch of his frame. Without realising it I found my lips moist and sensitive from the absent licking and biting of my lower lip.
I was bulging like the envelope of money, I unbuttoned my shirt, pants and then unsheated my dick from my trunks. I walked to his side as he sat tense on the chair. His pants were doing little to hide his rising erection. And that smell, that deodorant smells fucking good. I got even more excited, driven by my own lust and hormones.
“Suck it.” I said in my gruff voice. Precum dribbled down my shaft.
Josh grabbed me and swiftly massaged and swabbed my dick. His eyes closed first as he engorged my manhood, I could only moan. I thought to myself;
“He was a pro, the best I’ve ever had. I’d never let him go.” I closed my eyes in ecstasy taking in every second of bliss.
Then, sweet release! I grabbed his hair and held him in place. He didn’t fight it. He took it like a man. I couldn’t open my eyes, it felt too damn good. I felt him suck and swallow every last drop of my seed. His lips pulsed around my dick.
Then something weird happened. My eyes were still closed. My mouth went dry, salty almost. My mouth felt full. As if I had tried eating too much and couldn’t swallow.
I was able to open my eyes. “Wha-ff?” I said almost gagging on what I thought was food.
It was a dick. And not any dick. It was mine!
I pulled myself back and pushed off this imposter. He fixed himself up and carried his dick back into his trunks. My underwear!
“What the -” he placed his thumb and finger in my mouth before I could finish. He smirked “You’ll want to keep that mouth of your’s shut boy if you want to keep your job.” I could only think. “What happened? Why am I standing in front of myself? Why does he look like me and dress like me?!”
“I bet your wondering what happened…” he rubbed his stomach then slid his hands up to his chest. He squeezed them tightly. Then he looked down at me. There was so much power in his face.
Strange Spellbook Swap
I've always wondered how couples stay together so long. My husband, Derek, and I had been married for 3 years now and while we get along great and support each other through everything, the sex had been pretty stale for awhile. Half the time he's not really in the mood and when he is, we usually just jerk off next to each other. I was getting tired of it and craved something more. But Derek was still so cute, him being a socially awkward nerd, and I was scared to tell him how I feel because he might cry.
That afternoon, I was on my way to pick him up from work. We only had one car, but since both our jobs typically had the same shift, I always headed over to pick him up at his job at the library. I didn't actually have work today so I went a little earlier to look at some books. When I arrived, Derek noticed me and smiled real big.
“Hey! You're early!”
“Yeah, thought I'd browse a bit.”
“Ah ok. I just organized it all so you get to see my work!” He smiled again and continued helping customers in line.
I browsed through my favorite genre - fantasy. I always loved ones that involved magic, spells, and amazing worlds. I noticed one book that kinda stuck out a bit amongst the shelf. It was some kind of spellbook with a brown leather cover, and had a bit of dust on it, which seemed strange because the rest of the shelf was perfectly clean. I opened it up and found that it was indeed a spellbook. I wasn't the most superstitious person ever, but I did believe there was some kind of magical force out there that could do incredible things.
I flipped through the table of contents and noticed there was a category called “relationships”. I turned the pages to the section and saw a bunch of spells - ones to make someone fall in love with you, ones to get promoted at work, ones to impress your family, things like that. I was about to close the book when I found one page - how to spice up your sex life. That was just what I needed! Even if it didn't work, it couldn't hurt to try.
I walked over to the counter right as another guy started talking to Derek. He was a real muscular guy wearing a white shirt and tan hat. His pants left absolutely nothing to the imagination with the way they were tight fitting around his ass. A mustache covered his thick face, which complemented his bright green eyes. He was carrying a tote bag.
“Hey can I help you?” He greeted the man with an eager attitude. “Need a book recommendation or anything?”
“Oh no I don't read.” The man spoke with a deep manly voice. “I mean, who has time to when you could be working out?” I could see the rare irritated look on Derek's face.
“Then…what do you need from the library?” He replied, much less eager than before.
“Just dropping off some books for the wife. We're going on vacation and they’re due tomorrow.” He took a couple books out of the tote bag.
“Allright. I can take them.” The man handed him the books and immediately turned around and left. Derek's smile returned when he saw me with a book in my hand.
“Hey! What'd you get?”
“It's a book of spells.”
“Of spells? Like real ones?”
“No way,” I laughed. “Just some dumb thing. Looks fun to read though.”
“Allright. Gotcha.” He checked me out and I sat down, waiting for him to finish the rest of the closing.
That evening after dinner I tried to seduce him but he wasn't having it once again.
“Sorry, work has me so exhausted you know?” I wish that I wanted to, but…well I just don't want to. Sorry.” I stood there defeated.
“Ok.” I let out an emotionless reply. As Derek brushed his teeth and got ready to head into bed, I flipped through the pages of the spellbook. I found the “spice up your sex life” spell and read the instructions. I needed to recite the incantation while looking at a picture of the two of us. I took out my phone, and scrolled through my gallery until I found the perfect picture. Then I started to recite the spell. Nothing happened. I tried again. Still nothing. At that point I was mad at him and now mad at the spellbook for wasting my time, so I headed into the bedroom. There I found Derek waiting for me.
“Hey…look I'm sorry. How about tomorrow morning we have some fun? I promise I'll go through with it!” Maybe the spell did work afterall! We both had a day off tomorrow so that was perfect. I was so excited that I could barely sleep.
The next morning I woke up to Derek nudging me awake. Excitedly, I turned over. But to my surprise, it wasn't him smiling at me, but a hairy guy with a mustache. He was giving me a sexy smile.
“Hey…you ready?” He gave me a look of uncertainty and cleared his throat. I didn't even know what to say but I was so confused that there was total stranger in my bed, so I had to say something.
“Who are…you?” He frowned beneath his mustache.
“What do you mean? Oh no, am I having an allergic reaction somehow? That would explain my voice and why my eyesight is blurry even with my glasses on. It's me though! My face must be so puffy…oh god."
”Holy fuck. It's Derek! But this was far beyond an allergic reaction. He's an entirely different person! He pushed the covers off and was about to get out of bed, probably to take a look at himself in the mirror, when he glanced down at his body. This was definitely not normal. He was muscular, tan, and hairy - a stark contrast to what he normally looked like. He made a terrified face, which was a strange sight on such a macho guy.
“What? What's happening? I-I…” He looked at me with worry in his eyes, and it was then that I realized WHY this was happening. It must've been the spell. I guess turning your boyfriend into a muscle hunk would definitely spice up our sex lives. But I couldn't leave him in the dark.
“I-I,” I started. “It was my fault. That spellbook I got, I used it on you. I didn't expect this though!”
It was then that I realized WHO he was. That guy we saw at the library yesterday. He somehow swapped bodies with him!
“What? What spell was it?”
“Spice up your sex life. I just…was getting bored. And you were never in the mood.”
“Oh…but it turned me into this?” He then rushed to the bathroom. I followed. He immediately recognized himself as soon as he looked into the mirror.
“Hey! I'm that guy from yesterday!? Why did it turn me into him?”
“I-I don't know! Maybe it picked someone from a recent memory?”
He gazed at himself in the mirror with an open mouth, and touched all around his face, pinching and feeling his mustache.He gazed down and admired his new muscles, feeling all around his pecs and the chest hair growing from them. He then turned around and stared at the mirror again, this time making a variety of expressions.
“What am I supposed to do? I can't stay like this!”
“I don't know! There must be something about a reverse spell in the book.” Flipping through the book, I once again found the page I needed. I read every word but didn't find anything about a reverse spell. Could he be stuck like this?
“Maybe if we see like a professional?”
“What, like a fortune teller witch lady or whatever?”
“Exactly.”
“Well. I do remember seeing something like that close to town. A psychic. Maybe they can help?”
“We could try.” I looked up fortune tellers and found Madam Cleo - Psychic. It was a short drive away. I was hoping we would find our answers there.
“I got it.”
“One problem,” Derek said doubtfully.
“What?” He stared down at himself and then answered.
“I don't think anything will fit me now…” I couldn't help but laugh out loud.“I think we can find something at least.”
We dug through the closet and eventually found the Lakers jersey that my uncle gifted me a few years back. I wasn't even into basketball and it was a few sizes too big, but at least it helped us in the end! Derek slipped it on and gazed at himself in the mirror. It fit pretty nicely.
“Not really my style…but it'll do for now.” He put his finger on his chin and then rubbed his head. He froze when he grazed the back of it.
“What’s wrong?”
“I'm…balding.” He turned around and tilted his head up to show me. He definitely had a bad case of male pattern baldness. I thought it was pretty hot, but he looked terrified.
“Hmm…well. That's something we can just fix with a hat. I walked into the bedroom, grabbed one of my hats, and put it on his head. It completed the look well.
“I guess this'll work. Maybe.” I laughed again.
“You'll be fine.”
We got to the car, Derek struggling a bit to fit in the passenger seat with his new frame, and headed over to the fortune teller. It was a warehouse-like building, although much smaller. As we were about to walk in, someone else walked out. He was a young looking guy around my age, but at least 200 lbs heavier. He looked like he made absolutely no effort to control his weight.
“Hey! That lady is awesome!” He said excitedly. “She told my fortune and said that I would lose weight very soon! I can't wait!” He then ran off, his gross looking belly jiggling up and down, and drove away.
I kinda felt bad for people like that, that actually believe that sort of thing…what am I saying? We're the ones going to a fortune teller for help. I just really hoped she was legit then.
We walked in and found that the interior was nicely decorated, completely different from the outside. Shiny wooden floors, a chandelier, and LED lights hanging from the walls. All of that surrounded a crystal ball in the center. Within a few seconds a woman dressed in a typical fortune teller outfit appeared from a curtain in the back.
“What does the future hold for you two today? Let's find out,” she said with an ominous tone to her voice.
“Actually we're not here to get our fortunes told. We need your help.”
“What do you mean? She asked, dropping the ominous tone.
“Well my husband here is a victim to a body swapping spell gone wrong.” I showed her the book, flipping to the page.
“Oh my,” she said with a concerned look on her face. “This is very powerful magic indeed.”
“But how do we reverse it?”
“I don't know for sure. But the victim should try to recite it instead.
“Victim? You mean Derek? How would that work?”
“Do not question why things are the way they are. Now go!” She said suddenly. With that, we hurried back home to recite the spell.
“Ok how do I do this now?” Derek asked.
“Just recite the spell, and focus on a picture of us.” He recited the incantation.
“Nothing happened…how was it last time?”
“Same as this time. I guess it took awhile to take effect. What should we do in the meantime?” He didn't reply, but instead stared at himself in the mirror.
“You know, now that this face actually has a brain behind it, it's actually kinda hot.” He then walked over to me and got real close. I'd never been intimidated by Derek before for obvious reasons, but this time I couldn't help but feel dominated by his brawny self.
“The spell picked this guy because you thought he was so hot didn't it? That's gotta be it.” He said with a low voice.
“Y-yeah. I admit it. He seemed dumb at the library but hey, he was a hunk.”
“And now I'm that hunk.” He started feeling all around his body again. He then glanced at his dick and began to stroke it. I knew exactly where this was going and I was all for it.
“Well then Mr. Muscle Hunk, why don't you show off that body a bit more?”
“I'd like nothing more…but I'm gonna go shower first. Who knows where this guy's been?”
“Yeah good idea. I'll be in the room.”
I was so excited! This was gonna be the hottest thing ever! I headed toward the closet to find something sexy to put on. Suddenly I felt a bit dizzy. I noticed my skin seemed to be glowing somehow. Within seconds it turned ghostly white, and then became so bright, it hurt to look at. Why was I glowing? It seemed to be just my body though, nothing was happening to my clothes. As quickly as it came, the glowing stopped and the dizziness returned. I didn't have time to see what happened, because as soon as the glow stopped I lost my balance and fell onto the nearby chair.
My clothes felt incredibly tight, but it wasn't long before I realized why. I was fat! My shirt didn't even fit over my large belly. My pants must've popped a button as my gut hung over them. I tried to get up but the weight of my gut kept pushing me backwards. How do fat guys even do this?
When I finally got up and onto my feet, I rushed to the mirror, my hanging belly flopping up and down. My face looked familiar…oh shit. I was that guy we saw at the fortune teller's! Did the spell do this? How did this happen?!
I heard the shower stop, meaning Derek was going to meet me here any minute now. I couldn't believe the hottest night of my life was about to be ruined! Why did this have to happen?
The door opened and there he was, standing there in a pair of briefs. They were always a little big on him, but with his new body, they were pretty tight. It looked like he shaved his head too. He stared at me, at first he looked shocked but then his expression changed. Was that a look of lust?
“So the spell did something to you too?”
“Yeah…look at me! I'm a mess!” I jiggled my flabby moobs to prove my point.
“Well…”
“Well?”
“It's not so bad.”
“What? What do you mean?”
“I mean…well you know how you said I look hot like this? And that the spell probably made me like this for that reason?”
“Yeah. What are you getting at…wait.”
“Mhm.” He mumbled with a sexy smirk.
“Y-you think I'm hot like this?!" He got real close and started making out with me. It was the most intense make out session I'd ever had. The feeling of his thick mustache rubbing against my face was a sensation I would've never expected could feel so good.
“Does that answer your question?”
“Yep,” I said with a smirk.
CHRISTMAS SWAPS
ADAM AND SAM
Adam stood there, staring at his son's reflection. He'd gone to bed with his wife, listening to her bitch about Christmas and all the things he had left to do. But, when he woke up Christmas morning he wasn't in his body anymore. He was in his son's.
It was like looking at himself twenty-five years ago. He'd always been an amazing father and husband, but he was tired of his life and wished for a second chance. If he could do it all over again, he'd make different choices. He'd live life to the fullest, take more chances and have A LOT more fun. Maybe that's what this was . . . a second chance. He was young and handsome again and couldn't help but smile at his son's reflection. He would've felt bad if his son wasn't such a spoiled asshole.
He snapped a pic with his phone. He'd heard the kids talking about Tinder, and it was time he checked it out. Maybe he'd check Grinder out while he was at it. After all, he was going to take more chances this time around. May as well be open to a little cock every now and then.
Sam stood in the bathroom, staring at his dad's reflection. He was stunned and couldn't believe this was really happening. HOW could this be happening? One minute he was in his bed and the next he was standing in his dad's bathroom with a giant fucking boner. He couldn't believe his dad was shaved clean and GOD he was so old. FUCK. This was probably his dad's fault. He was such a prick.
"Honey, what going on? Did that little blue pill work its magic?" He heard his mom's voice from the bedroom. Little blue pill? SHIT. Viagra. He was in the middle of a goddamn Viagra hard on. "Honey?"
He wanted to tell her to go fuck herself, but when he opened his mouth . . . "I'm at full mast in here, and I'm going to tear into that ass" came out. He heard the words leave his mouth and realized he HAD to act like his dad, do what his dad would do. Then it hit him . . . he was going to have to fuck his mother. Oh GOD!!! No!!!
He suddenly found it hard to breathe and his mom showed up in the doorway of the bathroom. Her eyes grew wide when she saw his cock hard and ready.
"Oh my god. I haven't seen that guy in a long time." She moved closer, rapped her hand around his cock and knelt down, kissing the tip and running her tongue along his shaft.
He wanted to scream, but when he opened his mouth . . . "I want to face fuck you so hard" came out.
Without a word, she took him in completely and his hands were on the back of her head as he fucked the shit out of his mom's mouth. It was amazing and horrifying all at the same time as he came and his mom swallowed every ounce. Licking her lips, she stood up and he reached for her tits and toyed with her nipples.
"How long you think that thing's good for?" She nodded down at his dick, sliding it gently between her legs.
"Let's find out." His body was on autopilot as he spun his mother around and plowed into the back of her. He watched his dad fuck her in the bathroom mirror, watched himself fuck his mom as she made noises he never thought he'd hear come out of his own mother. He kept tearing into her, his cock hard and thick, another load pouring into her as he pulled out, licked his lips and went in to rim her ass, screaming the whole time in his head as he continued to rock his mom's world . . . for hours.
Gymtime never disapoints...
COLLECTING
He took my grades in college.
Im taking his life.
Mystery to remain unsolved.
Good afternoon! It’s a pleasure to meet you all my future pals and confidents. I’m Daniel and I’m a perfect prep stepford boy. Im always down for future hypnosis and other men to make me even a better prep! Hope you all have a great day
“This device will give you MY intellect in exchange for some of your, uh… qualities. And your exam will be a piece of cake!”