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SLYTHERCLAW{ wear } POTTERMORE BETA TESTER{ wear } ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ While I'm flattered by your interest, you should know I consider myself married to theatre.

[louizsayn-deactivated20210630]

[snakeassassins]

one thing that’s always bothered me about most people’s depiction of Holmes’s usage of cocaine is that most people in Victorian England were only just beginning to realize how badly it affected people???

like tbh I feel like a better modern equivalent would just be Holmes dumping a five hour energy into his fifth cup of coffee while Watson, a trained medical professional, stares at him in horror

[unwillinginfiction]

I’ve always thought this

This post is my new favorite

[beabaseball]

Do we have a complication of “unexpectedly brutal kh moments” or am I gonna have to make a list?

[beabaseball]

a starting list:

that time Sora stabbed himself in the chest while smiling–you know the one.

that time Donald and Goofy abandoned him for Riku and Sora had to defend himself on a heartless-infested world with nothing but a wooden sword, magic, and screaming to Beast for help

That time a rock came out of nowhere and Goofy straight up Perished on screen and was Dead for a good 15 minutes

The entire birth by sleep trailer does not get any less fucked up by knowing the context

that time Eraqus tried to murder his youngest student because he was an abomination to the spacetime continuum and so another student attacked and killed him

That time Sora has the option of lobotomizing his opponent to death

Speaking of lobotomizing; that time Namine murders who Sora believes to be his best friend

That time Repliku realizes he’s being used by the organization for the first time and is brutalized; screen goes black over him screaming and begging to not have his memories erased

Speaking of, Zexion dies begging for mercy from that very kid

Sora’s first time witnessing murder instead of just being an accomplice to it and not really thinking about it. After this he is actively on the murder game.

The entirety of Roxas’ slow realization that his life is nothing but a lie made of fabricated memories created by a kidnapper on a Sims kick.

Terra takes a man’s fucking eye out with a keyblade

add more that i missed if you think of any

[keykidpilipili]

It’s mostly Unchained/back cover and Browser chi but still

Near the end of PC chi Aced refers to children as soldiers and wants to become the only leader after killing anyone who stands in his way. Meanwhile Ira says he’ll make sure the war has no victors aka no one shall survive. Both are okay with beating up the player to death and you’re only saved by the fact they prefer to beat each other up.

Your player witnessing a heart flying away from them and begging it to come back. :)))

Mid-game people disappearing randomly isn’t unusual and by the end teens are openly trying to kill each other on the FREAKING TOWN SQUARE!

Even if the browser chi finale didn’t feature fighting anyone beside foretellers it’s implied Player’s hands have killed as well. :)))

Also while Player stays behind to fight in the war, whatever party/team they were in is dead by now.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Ava straight up tells you that she exterminated your friend (it was a lie but still that was harsh af and somehow we never talk about that)

[actualaster]

•Ventus straight up asking his friends/found family to put him down to stop an insane bald man from completing his goal

•That time Sora tries desperately to find his friends only to have one of them vanish and to watch the other consumed by darkness with a crazed look in his eyes and is left alone to fight a giant enemy as his literal world is ripped apart around him only to ultimately be flung into another world and to learn that his home and pretty much everybody in it have been wiped from existence

•That time Sora finally finds Riku only to be forced to let Riku seal himself inside the Realm of Darkness along with King Mickey

•One teen forced to be accomplice to the assisted suicide of another who is one of his best friends only to have all memories of her wiped from his mind leaving him unable to remember who he lost. She dies in his arms as he can barely remember who she is, while fully knowing he wouldn’t remember her due to the nature of her unnatural existence and why she had to die so he could continue to exist

•Actually basically just everything about Xion.

[twilight-symphony]

- Sora fighting against Flotsam and Jetsam in Atlantica in KH2 and uses magic that seems to just wipe them from existence

- That time in the Pride Lands where Sora and Co. kill Scar, and then come back later to fight his vengeful ghost who has been terrorizing the lions in Pride Rock

- Most of Sora’s time in Port Royal.

- Aqua puts the unconscious body of Ventus into Castle Oblivion after essentially beating the shit out of his possessed body in order to stop Vanitas from opening Kingdom Hearts, only to fight Possessed Terra later and then eternally roam the world of Darkness alone.

- Most of Sora’s reaction commands against human enemies are kinda fucked up in general lets not even try to dissect that.

- Axel is ordered to assassinate both of his friends on more than one instance, on screen.

- Everything about Ansem’s experimentation.

- “Hiya fellas! Did someone say the Door to Darkness?”

[soranort-headcanons]

How Donald and Goofy tricked Sora into joining the party

How Donald and Goofy abandoned Sora

How Sora was thrown into a rushed exam, and slowly led into a trap the whole time only to be rescued and be berated for <i> following instructions </i>

How one teen is pitted against monsters only to get scared and have his entire being torn in two by his own master

[violetstar-writes]

Lady Tremaine and her daughters getting incinerated by a Heartless and Aqua essentially saying she was ok with it

The fact that even after being revived by Kairi, Sora can transform into the very same monsters he fights. It’s a cruel irony that he doesn’t seem to be aware of

Axel indirectly killing Zexion through manipulation of Repliku, who was already having an identity crisis/mental breakdown after nearly dying by Naminé’s hands

Repliku essentially being stripped of who he was by Naminé and the organization members

In KH1, Ansem (seeker of darkness) clearly states in his reports that he murdered dozens of innocent people and transformed them into Heartless for research.

Terranort killing Braig and the rest of Ansem the Wise’s assistants. It’s unclear if Isa and Lea were some of the few Terranort killed, but they did become a part of the Organization….

In KH2, Sora has little to no regard for the lives of the Organization members and kills them mercilessly. He could’ve stopped for a moment to question them about their plot to understand what was going on, but he didn’t. Possibly due to Roxas’ semi-presence as his irrational anger clearly leaks into Sora.

Ventus literally getting half of his heart ripped out

Sora almost getting possessed by the same man he was fighting so hard against. Another cruel irony.

Basically everything about Vanitas

[kenzichi]

-Aqua being trapped in what is essentially hell for 10+ years with no way of getting out

-Aqua essentially almost driven insane by the trials she faced/is facing in said hell with absolutely no rest and no one to talk to

-Aqua knowing her friend is stuck in a coma on the other side and she can’t even get to him to wake him up

-(I can’t remember if this is true rn), but in 2.8, Aqua finding out early on in her 10 years of imprisonment that she FAILED to save BOTH friends and can do nothing to fix it (she thought she at least saved Terra)

-Vanitas being physically and mentally abused in his short 4 years of life by his master

-Whenever Vanitas has any sort of negative emotion the unversed appear and it physically hurts him each time so he’s constantly in pain

-The possibility of Terra being semi aware of what’s happened to his friends, but being unable to help because his body’s been hijacked

-Axel coming to the hard realization that only one of his best friends can exist so he’s forced to try to kill one of them so he can save the other. In the end he ends up being isolated by both of them and cannot save either one of them. 

-Xion finding out she’s not even a real nobody so she’s not supposed to exist times 2 because she’s not a real nobody and nobodies are not supposed to exist anyway. Then she finds out she’s unwillingly and unintentionally killing one of her friends JUST BECAUSE she exists. 

-Roxas pretty much learns to love and care through his best friends. They are essentially his whole world. In the end he feels he’s left out of the loop about EVERYTHING and can’t trust one of them because he’s not being honest. The other one he’s forced to fight and ends up killing and she dies in his arms. So essentially his whole world is gone by the end of Days. Oh, and he goes on a suicide mission to destroy Kingdom Hearts because he has nothing else to live for.  

Pretty much 90% of the series is heartbreaking. 

[skyguyandsnips]

“The name Hitler does not offend a black South African because Hitler is not the worst thing a black South African can imagine. Every country thinks their history is the most important, and that’s especially true in the West. But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium’s King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson. I often meet people in the West who insist that the Holocaust was the worst atrocity in human history, without question. Yes, it was horrific. But I often wonder, with African atrocities like in the Congo, how horrific were they? The thing Africans don’t have that Jewish people do have is documentation. The Nazis kept meticulous records, took pictures, made films. And that’s really what it comes down to. Holocaust victims count because Hitler counted them. Six million people killed. We can all look at that number and be rightly horrified. But when you read through the history of atrocities against Africans, there are no numbers, only guesses. It’s harder to be horrified by a guess. When Portugal and Belgium were plundering Angola and the Congo, they weren’t counting the black people they slaughtered. How many black people died harvesting rubber in the Congo? In the gold and diamond mines of the Transvaal? So in Europe and America, yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he’s just another strongman from the history books.”

— Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood (via christymtidwell)

[westafricanbaby]

ALL OF THISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[spiritroots]

Let it be known that I am black and Jewish and I am reblogging this. You can’t compare atrocities or genocides or massacres, that’s not what Trevor is talking about. It’s about the different layers and perspectives and histories. It’s about forgotten peoples and vague estimates and how some people try to say what’s the worst when what they are really saying is “these people matter the most.”

[m-a-d-luvs-comics]

She 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[gendice]

what's a twink?

blonde american snack 

[enochianghost]

you’re thinking of a twinkie a twink is when you only blink one eye

[natsumischwartz]

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

[snzical]

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

[nucleartourist]

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

[stomachkrampus]

No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

[gendice]

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

[boombazled]

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

[hamncheeeese]

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

[jotarofucks-archive-deactivated]

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

[gendice]

you’re not wrong

[rosemaryjulep]

Work work

Angelica

work work

Eliza,

and Peggy 

the Schuyler sisters

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

& it literally starts effecting her day to day…….so he starts making fun of sea creatures instead and they think it’s even funnier bc they can make fun of themselves and it’s twice as funny and less socially damaging. Wokebob intersectionalitypants

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[violentcrumbles]

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog]

this passed the bechdel test

[somanyofthekids]

honestly the idea that this Dumbledore

was thirsting after this Grindelwald

is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.

But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.

[trinittysantos]

why don’t wizards on trial have the option to consent to veritaserum? like I get that it’s illegal to force it on someone and that’s cool, but why not have it as an option for people who are testifying that they’re innocent? like wouldn’t that just make sense? you have a potion that can prove 100% if someone’s telling the truth, but instead of using it you just lock innocent people in soul-sucking prison forever? would it just make wizard court tv too boring if half the cases were solved in like two minutes?

[noraabunn]

For serious tho

[iadoremusicals]

For Sirius tho…

[harboretum]

I can’t watch any of this week’s steven bomb yet so this is how I’m trying to cope

[cheaphalloweencostume]

on our way to the expo this morning we were driving through a junky little town an hour or so away from home and my mom passively said “oh, mike wazowski lives here” and for one uttersly devastating, emotionally obliterating moment i forgot that my mom formerly worked with a guy with the same name as the small green monsters inc characters

[delightfullyambiguous]

I smile when fanfic authors add a ‘the __________ AU that no one asked for’ note in the summary because oh buddy I didn’t ask for it but I still need it and want it and I love you

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[mysharona1987]

Hilarious book dedications.