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rey | 30 | i am just here for mi wife

[straycatj]

オレ今日も元気です I’m fine also today!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

let my nuts swang

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[w2c]

Y’s for Men A/W05  Angels and Demons Silver Collar Pins

[stogernoff]

yall a random cat ive never seen before just walked into my house

[stogernoff]

having baby doggy will give u a reason to smile even when ur so so so cranky

[starbuck]

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

[starbuck]

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[stogernoff]

enough interviews. just hire me

[stogernoff]

id like to thank god for playing friday im in love on the radio while i was sitting cranky at a red light

[pinayelf]

white europeans calling race an "american construct" when their ancestors invented it to justify chattel slavery always makes me feel insane

[bluwubewwy]

Girls love asking for each others discords and then not talking its our favourite activity

[cyberglittter]

queen mobb by idajohn & makeup by akil mccoy

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man