Piss Off (Or Don't)

Maria. Hello.

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[cornygirlfriend]

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

[babyanimalgifs]

[fatthefuckup-deactivated2016110]

To my girls with thunderous thighs, fat bellies, and double chins, take up all the space you need and lay out and relax. Push back tables with force to make room for those powerful thighs. Treat your soft belly kindly. Smile as big as your fabulous body is. Love yourself fiercely.

[bellygangstaboo]

This is inspiring to young black artists who use “non traditional” approaches.

[sagebamslife-blog]

He gonna have the coldest presidental portrait in the history of presidential portraits.

[madmaxyuriroad]

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[mjalti]

when an artist you hate releases a song you end up loving

[durbikins]

The funniest thing about RuneScape is during it’s early days. If a player misbehaved, they wouldn’t be banned as there still was no banning system at the time. Instead, the player would be sent to an area called “The Black Hole”, which was just the voids of nothing outside of the world map. In “The Black Hole”, players could not move or interact with anything. All they could do is just stand in the void and contemplate what they did wrong.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

Even better, because lots of players wanted to see what the Black Hole was like, they would purposely break rules so that they could get in there. To circumvent that, Jagex (the company that owns RuneScape) added a place where players could visit the Black Hole. In order for the visitors to get out, they had to use an item called the Disk of Returning.

Because chatting was not restricted in the Black Hole, mischievous players would convince visitors that if they dropped their disks, “something cool would happen”. Of course, when they did, they got permanently stuck. Jagex had to individually move innocent players back out of the void, and eventually they just did away with the whole thing.

[bravedad-deactivated20151011]

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

[bob-belcher]

[crpl-pnk]

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

[stole-it]

Hello,

My name is Maria, I am working with the indie development company Rogue Snail (creators of Dungeonland, Chroma Squad, and Relic Hunters Zero) on their Kickstarter campaign for their newest game: Relic Hunters Legend! Rogue Snail is ecstatic to say that Relic Hunters Legend supports online cooperative multiplayer and is absolutely free - if this hasn’t convinced you of anything, take a look at the gameplay trailer! For more info on this upcoming project, please visit www.relichunters.com.br. If you like our project and would be down to give us some support, help us out by sharing our message on Thunderclap:

https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/61968-kickstart-relic-hunters-legend

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[stole-it]

@more-than-the-sea

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

pplleeaasse foor. the. loovvee. oof. good heellpp. mme

[stability]

[jturn]

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

[flamboyant-dog-deactivated20161]

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

[jturn]

hun