Cadfael Appreciation Zone

They are all my little children and I love them equally… mostly.

[stolenpath]

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Very relevant information:

- I will only post on Wattpad. Anything not from here or my Wattpad acc isn’t me unless I say otherwise.

- If you put my writing into Chat GPT I will be really disappointed in you. Have patience and human decency. Please.

Enjoy this silly blog! :)

[valtsv]

worldbuilding? girl that's barely a world construction site

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[jazzkrebber]

the things I would do for this woman (she's murdered a lot of people and looked fabulous doing it)

[princesskuragina]

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

[identityarchitect]

making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

[identityarchitect]

oh also

making up oc worldbuilding: this makes complete and utter sense and is really easy to understand! i cant wait to show my friends

showing your friend your worldbuilding: the flrimble is basically a type of zimzam but sort of different, its hard to explain

[divorcedzukka]

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

[chamacafeahorrible]

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor

[etiennelux]

i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

[valtsv]

Wait, I’m curious, how many ocs do you have?

i'm unsure of the exact number but it's more than 50

[latelyloxiv]

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[lunamothghost]

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

[swordknightmoved]

*thinks abt characters having a domestic life* oh god. Oh fuck. *trascends into the next astral plane*

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I haven't abandoned this story. I just put it on the back burner for now. The story is just on a small vacation. It is currently out of office. It can't come to the phone right now. It just fell under my bed to sleep with the monsters. It never left my head. It is everywhere - except on paper.

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[walnutsupreme]

so mad i have to make content for my ocs. what do you mean he can’t just appear on my dash