Written In Stone...

A blog, mostly of random scribbles and the rare finished piece. And the random thoughts that go along with them. she/they - old lady

[missfangirll]

I normally don't repost stuff but OMFG

if anyone finds the op on douyin I'm grateful 🙏

[catchymemes]

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

From Mistymountainlegends on insta

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[depsidase]

[iosonomer-blog]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST WHOLESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN <3

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

[thatiswhy]

that wasn't a gunshot, that was my heart stopping and restarting 🥰

[thunderon]

*THE CROWD GOES WILD*

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[hellenhighwater]

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

[hellenhighwater]

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

[hellenhighwater]

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

[hellenhighwater]

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

[hellenhighwater]

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

your gazelle has a pearl choker

[hellenhighwater]

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

[hellenhighwater]

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

[hellenhighwater]

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

[thebisexualwreckoning]

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

[hellenhighwater]

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

[fuckingayassbitch]

OP I need to know if you are an Immortal deity in a humans body who lives in a weird house full of things they created/found over years of hoarding and bartering, and will one day embark on another adventure.

[faeriesofarcadia]

Fae absolutely fae

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[fluffygif]

The process of adding shiny shifter watercolours

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[secondlina]

New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!

[datarep]

[homemadde]

(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

[whumpsday]

and my favorite:

[ultimatestellar]

yall r forgetting the best one

[itzphynix]

What abt when they r meaningfully changed by a soul-crushing traumatic event but relearn to love & be loved. what then

[ultimatestellar]

YOU. YOU GET IT.

[sandflake]

my fav dynamic has gotta be this one

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

Tags from @thirddeadlysin

[riggedbones-moving]

i think in pokemon the humans should also only be able to know 4 moves

[riggedbones-moving]

wait.

[spicimunni]

NEW QUIZ ALERT

What type of fictional character would you be?

[kumaronoa]

[ethanmaldridge]

Every year since we started dating, I've gifted my husband an illustration of us and our dog. Here is this year's artwork!

And here's a few from past years;