krscods:
You had to pick one with AM playing didn’t you? I’m never going to hear the end of this. At least Alex can swindle us some backstage passes so I can try and fuck Jared from Kings of Leon. There isn’t a chance in fucking hell I’m sitting through a Justin Bieber set, I’ll be high and dancing on a bar tent table during that shit.
Chick, AM are the herpes of Europe. They’re that band you forget existed while they lie dormant without so much as a sighting, until they pop up like coldsores all over the place and headline every show. Can we get the backstage passes from him then make a point to not go see them? Because I don’t want to be within five miles of my ex who’s always up his arse, and you have a point to prove that you’re in it for the hustle and not your fangirl days. You get Jared, I get Dua Lipa or Kevin Parker from Tame Impala. And I swear to god, if you get so drunk that you end up with Justin instead of Jared, you’re getting kicked out our yurt that night.
