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LUKE MY HONEY BABY HUSBAND WJKALAWARGHHHHH

#I WANNA GNAW ON HIM #UGHHH MY PRETTY SOLDIER #just tore my shirt off like a werewolf transformation #date everything luke nukem #luke nukem #date everything #queueroasted

alexpdcl

that damned microwave i really really really really really want but he's not real </3

#can i. hey can. hey boy can i. suck.#he’s so hot this isn’t fair this is fair #luke nukem #date everything #queueroasted

mewtoz

i’m feeling so normal abt my washing machine—

#and what if i were to lick it crazy style #ugh my dumb yearning poet #hey boy you talk a lot… can i bounce on it in a way that would be categorized as insane???#date everything #stackables #date everything washford #queueroasted

noisysketches

YOUR ART IS SO COOL OMG! Could you draw Luke nukem plz?

hey look, finally getting to this request!

here's a bunch of sketches i did of him, enjoy<3

#this is so good i passed out #my beautiful wife luke nukem…#i need to lick him up and down like an ice cube #date everything #luke nukem date everything #luke nukem #queueroasted

mmelete

The Tumblr Experience

#this works with ao3 as well #i love my little communities #queueroasted

kaifarikus

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#amir my beautiful king #ugh i love him so much he’s so pretty #date everything #date everything game #amir date everything #queueroasted

writing fluff about the objects being domestic before the dateviators or angst of them watching MC break down… decisions decisions (or both)

#probably both in the same chapter #maybe i’ll post a one shot instead of messing with my main story #date everything #queueroasted

directorlyric

Im so hungry….They make me so sick and im SO HUNGRY !! The dialogue is stolen from the best fanfic ever made aka Working Relationship On AO3 cause its actually the only thing keeping me fed

#SHOWERMAKEUP #showermakeup… my two beautiful wives #HEAVILY considering adding them to my fic #(it’s already written in the plans)#date everything #barry styles #johnny splash #queueroasted

i was SOOO ready to hate drysdale and washford for putting me in the middle of their divorce and both of them being opposite ends of the annoying theatre kid spectrum

but when the reward system came into play i blacked out and i think i got lost cause now i need them carnally

#i can call them that i’m a theatre kid btw #like wdym all i have to do is tell a sex joke and i get a point #I GET A POINT WHEN I FLIRT WITH YOU???#old man you’ve won my heart #maybe this says something about me #but i’m not gonna unpack that #date everything #date everything drysdale #date everything washford #queueroasted

chaotixcx

Tony and Eddie moment based from this video

Two guys who actually don’t know fuck all

#the concept of a them sandwich…#they’re so stupid together #breaker box closet… yum #date everything game #date everything #eddie date everything #tony date everything #queueroasted

zannoir

I finally decided to stop gatekeeping my luke nukem fanart ✌🏽

I’ve been obsessed with him all month free me

#LUKE LUKE LUKE #we all scream in unison #date everything #date everything luke nukem #queueroasted

chaotixcx

I want to draw my favorite Date Everything characters because duh I love them but unfortunately Eddie is just so insanely fun to draw and I’m so obsessed with drawing his eyes and eyebrows

I love a bitch with big eyebrows and sad tired eyes

#EDDISON WATTS my king #he’s so tired i want to put him to bed #date everything #eddie date everything #queueroasted

chaotixcx

Put me in the breaker box closet bro and I’m getting everyone in there pregnant

Go my powertools!!!!

#call me myself in middle school the way i’d always be in that closet #breaker box closet… yum #date everything #tony date everything #eddie date everything #volt date everything #breaker box boys #queueroasted

0owitheredquinceyo0

HES SO CUTE I WANNA 💥💥💥💥

#MATEOOO MANTAAAA i scream as they drag me away #jumping on him (romantic style)#date everything #mateo date everything #mateo manta #queueroasted

noisysketches

some illustration of the third chapter of 'five guys' by Asterlude on ao3 because they literally satisfy all my sweet cravings for Hanks with their amazing writing and nghhhh the characterisation of those himbos-

i NEED everyone to read it, please. i cant be the only one who goes feral from it