If you're still taking prompts, how about Bruno figuring out the reader has a fart fetish, he makes them sit on his lap and teases them by farting? Maybe he's being a bit sarcastic too and calls himself gross?
You immediately knew something was up when Bruno Bucciarati asked you to come to his quarters after lunch. Usually he preferred to clear any issues up with the entire team, and only talked to each member in private when it was something very uncomfortable or personal. You tried to think of something that you could have possibly done wrong... Maybe you insulted him accidentally? Maybe you had a terrible body odor and didn’t realize it yet? Or... it probably had something to do with your porn collection going missing... Maybe someone had reported it to him. Shit. Damn you Abbacchio. It must have been Abbacchio.
“Do you know why I asked you to see me?”, Bruno asked, raising his eyebrows a bit, and you felt like vanishing into thin air. You wanted to ask if it was about the porn thing - but what if it wasn’t...?
“... Did Abbacchio report it to you?”
“Abbacchio? No. He didn’t report anything to me. ... Should he have?”
Shit. You awkwardly rubbed the back of your head, trying to come up with a response... So this wasn’t about the porn collection? What else could it be that he wanted to talk to you about? Did you lose something important? Touch something you weren’t supposed to touch? Did you eat his leftovers accidentally?
Bruno quickly saw that you had no idea what he called you over for. The corners of his mouth rose a little, a tiny, almost mischievous smile forming on his lips.
“(Y/N), sit with me.”
He sat down on his bed and patted the spot next to him... You felt your knees grow weak, feeling a bit unsure. This felt much too personal. Too close. Was it really okay? But if he said so... You slowly sank down next to him, and immediately felt his warmth, his scent tickling your nose a little.
“See, (Y/N)... What I came across in your room is... improper.”
You felt your blood shoot into your cheeks, immediately causing you to blush like a tomato. He was the one who found it? Bucciarati in person? Now you wanted to vanish even more.
“Um, Bucciarati, I can explain-”
“I’m not done yet”, he continued, speaking firmly, but still kindly to you. Almost too kindly for your liking... Suddenly, you felt the capo’s hands on your waist, gently pulling you and leaving you no choice but to get even closer to him... Until you practically sat on his lap. Your face grew even hotter as you felt Bruno’s breath in your neck, and suddenly, heard his whispers in your ear.
“You shouldn’t desire your leader, you know...”
Oh no. The pictures you’d taken of his butt. You didn’t get rid of them. Before you could even say anything, tell him that this was just a bad joke, he moved his mouth even closer to your ear.
“You need to be punished, (Y/N)...”
Suddenly, you heard an all too familiar sound... A deep, rumbly sound, barely muffled by the fabric of his pants and the blanket underneath his rear. The smelly heat rose between your legs, up into your nose, making you gasp. For a moment, you felt yourself getting excited at it.
“... Sorry”, Bruno finished the sentence that you had started, chuckling a little.
“But I’m so gassy, I just can’t help it~"
“It’s okay, I don’t mind...!”, you couldn’t help but chuckle as well, somehow trying to hide how awkwardly aroused you felt, but it just seemed to make it worse... Suddenly, you felt Bruno’s warm, wet tongue on your cheek - shit, your sweat!
“Mhhm, tastes like you’re... horny for me, am I right?”, Bruno licked his lips, turning your head in his direction now. For some reason, you thought you felt his manhood harden underneath you... Could it be that he was into this too??
“Sir...”, you whined a little, clenching your legs as the capo took your hand and put it against his belly. You could feel the gas rumbling and churning inside, audibly begging to be left out... So he did. Another loud, smelly fart erupted from his backside, making its way towards your nose even faster than the one before. Even Bruno wrinkled his nose.
“Phew... gross, isn’t it?”, he teased, watching you start sweating even harder.
“And yet we both like it, huh? (Y/N)?”
“Sir, please... - Wait, you too-?”
“Couldn’t you guess? Why did you think I asked you to come here?”
You were surprised to hear that. He didn’t want to give you a lecture about the porn in your room? Not even about the pictures you’d taken...?
“I thought I was gonna get punished...”
“Oh, you are getting punished.”
“You should know three things, (Y/N)... I’m lactose intolerant... we had cheese fondue for lunch... And if you like my ass so much, I should let you see it as closely as possible.”