Surprise party magazine

Wanna-be lampoon magazine published through ko-fi Was voted most likely to work a dead end service job after college

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comic i drew at work

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Suspicious circular saw noises coming from my upstairs neighbor…

Just gonna…hope there’s no time travel murder games afoot….

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I love you, come, rest on my wings, we have a long journey ahead of us, and you'll need the energy.

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Water bottle filled with spaghetti dream again

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sturgeon

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HELLO?

Is anyone out there ?

WE COME IN PEACE

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I go to kiss you but I fuck up and do it wrong and accidentally clip our hitboxes together, doing a game breaking amount of bludgeoning damage to us both and crashing the server

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Really o wanna learn more about the edgy magazine or smth

-your call is very important to us-

-please hold while a representative is selected for you-

-you are being forwarded to the next available responder-

-message received-

R.E.P: we are a magazine.

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[ejgto]

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Tag the scary androgynous white guy in your life <3