memento mori 💀

mr numbers, fx fargo s1. sideblog to blogdepository. dash only. about | verses | rules

[teaboot]

I loved when “Drift Compatible” entered pop lexicon cause we were in DESPERATE need for a way to platonically express “one of us to the other is as a limb to a body; we are a left and right feet of a dancer; we do not need to speak because any one word inspires an exchange of unspoken words that conveys a full conversation in which a mutual conclusion is determined in an instant”. Huge win for the QPRs out here

[fleshengine]

I also really love that the movie explicitly shows that drift compatibility can be any form of relationship. Two brothers, three brothers, husband and wife, father and son, two friends who have lost everything to the same enemy. It isn’t about the way you connect, it’s about the connection itself. And of course, that connection lets you put boots to asses and kill alien monsters together. Because the power of human connection can change the world or something.

[svmquoderis]

You liked it, you’re part of “we” now

[svmquoderis]

In 2026 we’re REreviving this rp comm

[maureen2musings]

Before Dawn

loki_highlock

[vhsmeme]

* creepy location meme

send a number for our muses to interact at the following! 

an uncomfortably quiet gas station 

a bustling diner that never closes

an old tree with trunks like knives 

a video store with a sign titled ‘ JOIN US ’

the back of a stolen car

a twisting forest that beckons you

an antique shop that smells of death and decay

the lot behind a somber hotel

a forgotten graveyard on the outskirts of town

an abandoned church where the choir continue their song 

a grocery store where no one smiles  

a bar where everyone hums the same song

end of the road

an undisclosed government facility

a howling bonfire where shadows betray you

a police station on edge during a blizzard 

an uncanny farmhouse with a ‘ ROOM FOR RENT ’ sign

[thephotoregistry]

Patrick McCormack

[valtsv]

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

[svmquoderis]

💧 Rain in the early morning, so dark that there’s hardly a sunrise || from Beth 😏

Eery atmospheric starter prompts 🎊

It could’ve been anywhere between three and nine in the morning, the lighting was barely different. And the man should know— he’d seen each hour pass him by, awake for each of them as they passed sleeplessly.

This was- arguably- possibly- the worst bit of stakeouts. The fact that he wouldn’t be able to sleep or leave his post until it was done, just sitting and waiting with a rifle cramping against his shoulder whenever he had to check the sites just to make sure- yup! His eyes had been fooling him. The mark hadn’t gone anywhere.

It just sucked, it wasn’t fun and it wasn’t a good use of his time or talents. And- and!- it was raining. That steady, droning rain of autumn, still just warm enough for it to be rain instead of snow but cold enough to tense every muscle in your body if you were out too long in it. One more check to his watch, and Mr. Numbers was sure he’d been out too long in it.

Another glance through the scope and he pulled back again, wincing slightly and digging his fingers into his neck. Wished Wrench were here, or anyone, but manly Wrench. Basically only Wrench. “Backup” was supposed to meet him sometime this morning, so the hitman kept an ear open for anyone’s approach. Just that he wasn’t sure what backup would accomplish, and he didn’t get why they couldn’t just let it be Wrench. The two of them together both more than made up for each other’s inadequacies, and separating them just seemed like a punishment…it’s just he wasn’t sure what for, yet.

A creaking came from behind him on the roof, just audible over the pouring rain and Numbers pulled his eye away from the scope, drawing his pistol an holding it at his side as he waited to see who was coming up the ladder to join him.

[horrificmemes]

Eerie Atmospheric Settings: Plot Starters

Instead of a specific plot to work around, here’s a list of settings that all feature a melancholy, moody, or creepy atmosphere. Simply send me a symbol for a setting you want to RP in, and I’ll either make a starter or approach you to plot!

🌕A full moon night with wind whistling through the trees

🌊The seashore late at night, with lightning over the water in the distance

🏤Stepping into a house that gives off all the wrong vibes

🍁A cold day in late autumn, which is silent and deeply lonely

🎹Nighttime in an ancient house/manor, with the tinkling of piano keys from the next room

💧 Rain in the early morning, so dark that there’s hardly a sunrise

⛪A church right after a funeral, a small handful of people dressed in black hanging their heads in silence

🌳A maze-like forest at dusk, with a sense of anxiety as the sun disappears

⛵On the beach before dawn as remnants of a ship wreck wash onto shore

🍂A chilly, overcast autumn afternoon

🌃Midnight in a busy city, sirens blaring a few blocks away

🎃After dark on Halloween night after trick-or-treating ends

🚘Sitting with a popped tired on the side of a long stretch of road, waiting

⚡Distant thunder from a massive storm headed straight this way

🥀An overgrown garden of nothing but poisonous (or dead, dry) plants

🌾An eerie plot of farmland with seemingly no one around for miles

🐊Murky swampland with posted warnings to keep people away

🔥 A roaring bonfire in the distance on a pitch black night, with dark silhouettes crowded or dancing around it

🚧Standing near old, abandoned train tracks when the bell starts to ring

🐟Taking a swim on an uninhabited plot of beach, noticing ripples in the water

🌿An old-fashioned plantation with secretive locals and a bitter history

💀A cemetery full of dead, dry flowers as if all of the plots have been forgotten, some of the stones cracked or sinking into the dirt

🚇A dingy old subway station, walls chipped to pieces, while waiting for a ride home

🌈The sad silence after a violent storm, debris and wreckage everywhere

👗An attic full of musty clothes and antiques belonging to someone long-dead

❄ A snowstorm locking everyone in their homes, with electricity flickering

🍄An enchanting plot of forest or stream, tiny whispers cutting the silence

🌑Inside of a re-occurring nightmare had time and time again

☔Taking a long walk with an umbrella, struggling with a low, low mood

☕At a quiet cafe, but unfamiliar folk are whispering and staring

🌵A winding road through the desert with only one dingy hotel, its ‘vacancy’ light flickering red

💤Dreaming of scraping nails gainst the window glass, and waking to still hear it

🐕A quiet night, the only sound being the call of coyotes/wolves in the woods

[onebyonerp-blog]

Liminal Space Meme

Send me a random number for a starter/drabble with our characters in the setting of a liminal space #1-104 (some repeats, mostly taken from this list)

a playground at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

churches at night

abandoned 7/11’s

your bedroom at 5 am

hospitals at midnight

warehouses that smell like dust

lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore

empty parking lots

ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods

rooftops in the early morning

inside a dark cabinet

A pond on a roof

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

a cornfield next to a country road

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
laundromats at midnight

hospital waiting rooms 


airports from midnight to 7am

cemeteries 


abandoned penitentiaries 


hilltops at night in full moonlight 


empty barns 


marshes 


really anywhere quiet at midnight, the air vibrates 


old stones and henge 


the ocean when it’s still quiet with fog over it


train tracks that go through the middle of the woods 


bridges 


ancient places 


stands of old growth forest 
rabbit paths off hiking tails 


trails between the main ski hills 


winter twilight


back allies between houses


logging roads


dirt roads on fall evenings with leaves falling off the trees 


libraries before closing


anyplace where it’s snowing before sunrise 


the woods during a rainstorm

roads covered with snow with trees on the sideways while snowflakes are falling out of the sky


train stations after 10 PM


outside, right before a massive storm


the woods just after twilight


the beach in winter


the bottom of swimming pools 


empty beaches when its snowing

back part of a library 


late night empty streets 


highways late at night 


windy roads 


windy roads at night when you can only see the immediate road 


abandoned parking lots (office buildings, homes) 


anywhere immediately after a really bad fight 


little towns late at night when no ones awake and the only lights on are the street posts

the lakeside anytime between 2 and 6 am

firework shows when you’re sitting on the grass

House on a lake

being the only one downstairs on christmas  

stepping outside in the early morning when it has just snowed

when its dark and you see snowflakes falling down in the light of a lamppost on the lonely road

that one clear spot in the forest with trees surrounding it

a parked car in a snow/thunderstorm

corn fields with the wind blowing over them

malls when they’re about to close for the night

woods at twilight/dawn

being on a train after midnight

theme parks at night

winding back roads with rolling fog


seeing “open” signs when its really foggy and cloudy


being in a train that was crowded when you got in and now its quiet, looking at the seats knowing that there were people sitting there moments ago and now they’re gone


hiking trails that have nobody on them 


being alone in an elevator for a few minutes 


looking down at the forest when you’re standing somewhere high and seeing the top of the trees with fog lingering over them


the ferry about to take off in the middle of the night 


tree houses


empty seats on the late night train


4-6 am on a winter morning

Feeling chased

the clouds/damp coming out of your mouth when its really cold in the morning 


stepping out on an unfamiliar metro/train stop


greenhouses that have been left to grow alone


cemeteries in the middle of fields


biking/walking on the main road when its dark without cars


swamps with fog 


hotel corridors in the middle of the night


anywhere where you can hear a train whistle in the distance but you can’t see it or know just how far away it is


foggy mornings in a meadow 


that flickering streetlight


working offices at midnight

long, dark hallways

the middle of a park when its snowing

being in a forest where there are train tracks not knowing if the train may even ever approach

bonfires

a little lake in the middle of the forest

lonely swings

overgrow field/yard

the woods on a night with a full moon

empty stables

rest stops

empty metro stations that are usually crowded

gas stations on long mountain roads

the old part of a city when you’re the only one in the street

[faerieroleplaymemes]

‘Desperate Housewives’ sentence meme - MASTERLIST

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“For God’s sake, you promised to be supportive.”

“You can’t marry that sunflower seed.”

“That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.”

“When was the last time you had sex?”

“I’m sorry I’m not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.”

“Do you know how bored I was today? I came THIS close to actually cleaning the house.”

“Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn’t one of them.”

“I can pick locks. Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.”

“Are we gonna talk about what I said?”

“You’re… colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.”

“Stop pretending we have a future.”

“I’d stay and say hi but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.”

“I don’t wanna move on. I came here to see you.”

“When is your midlife crisis going to end, because it’s really starting to tick me off!”

“I’ve read the constitution and it does NOT protect ugly people.”

“He’s so self-centred he doesn’t even know how self-centred I am.”

“In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned.”

“Leave before there’s a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.”

“We’re not very nice people, are we?”

“It’s a rare man that understands the value of a perfect rose.”

“I always assumed I’d have sex for the first time before you had it again.”

“To be honest, the only thing I don’t like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I’m just not a fan.”

“We’re not negotiating my uterus.”

“In the future, leave the cleverness to me.”

“Return the shoes? I can’t talk to you when you’re hysterical.”

“She came up to me, and within two seconds of touching my bag, she knew it was expensive.”

“Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up!”

“Sexomnia. It’s real. Look it up.”

“Look, I’m in a dress, I have make-up on.”

“I don’t wanna wake up some morning with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.”

“Friends come and go, but crowns are forever.”

“Alright. If you’re a superhero, what’s your name?”

“Oh, my heavenly days!”

“It’s always easier to concentrate after sex.”

“Try not to take too long because I miss you already.”

“I’m sorry. I’ve never been good with ass comments.”

“Since we caught Bin Laden, we can stroll on the plane anytime we want.”

“What the hell kind of street do we live on, anyway?”

“When was the last time you were in a bar and you heard a guy turn to his friend and say ‘Hey, check out the soul on that girl’?”

“Hey. Lean on me. I’m a lot stronger than you think.”

“Come in! And don’t be an axe murderer.”

“Oh my God, you’re serious? No sex at all? Not even a…?”

“Please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.”

“I promise no feather duster and no purple bra.”

“Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours– there are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas.”

“Sometimes evil drives a minivan.”

“You’re dying, and there’s not a damn thing I can do about it.”

“A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel loses its wings.”

“Really, does it look like I eat cake?”

“We can still have sex, just try not to wake me.”

“I have an “Isn’t that Ironic?” app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.”

“Not that it’s any of your business, but I have a date.”

“Why can’t we ever have normal soups? Like French Onion, or Navy Bean?”

“You once called your face ‘proof of God’s existance’.”

“Okay, see… this is the problem with sobriety. It ruins lives.”

“We’re not like other families, are we?”

“How about this? Go the bank and get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them. And then apologize to everybody in the bank and then come home.”

“I’ve lived with this bitterness so long, I’d be lonely without it.”

“We were both half-naked and there was a condom wrapper and he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me.”

“You’d settle for that– a life filled with repression and denial?”

“I said it was a good explanation, not a great one.”

“My favorite game is counting all the things I’m dying to say to you, but I don’t! Like… “pipe down, you annoying nutjob!” I could NEVER say that.”

“It’s never bad luck when I look fabulous.”

“I hate you. A lot. But I do foresee a day far in the future when I might only hate you a little.”

“Twenty years from now when you’re all middle-aged and alone, you’ll regret this.”

“Why is there a big ass piano in our house?”

“Don’t you think a chocolate fountain would be elegant?”

“You don’t wanna be happy. You’re a drama junkie. “

“Good friends share enemies too, so are you with me or not?”

“If you don’t get out of my face, I’m gonna ram this Thigh Master down your throat.”

[vaememes]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[bloodydamnreaperofmars]

via @endless-natterings

[svmquoderis]

The bully has become the bullied,,,oh how the mighty has fallen ✊😔

[svmquoderis]

What if I came back here would that be so ill advised haha hehe hoho of me or would it be so effortlessly funny, sexy, and cool of me

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[svmquoderis]

Well, at least she was awake now to suffer alongside our erstwhile (ehhh… well, for the moment erstwhile) killer. He didn’t actually want anything from her, he just wanted to commiserate on their misery.

“What, you rather I lick you? ‘M not gonna lick you.” Gross, Ophelia. Numbers sat beside her. “We can try and convince security that the place is haunted… I don’t wanna smoke you too bad if we race.”

[opheliaavery]

"First of all, you should be so lucky." Ophelia replied, archly. "I mean you could gently shake me. So dramatic."

Secretly, or perhaps not so secretly after all this time, she enjoyed their banter and has even found comfort in it. The pair with near impenetrable facades.

"I suppose so. Are you experienced at staging hauntings? Now that would be a whole revelation about you."

[svmquoderis]

He muttered something under his breath about licking other things, but his heart wasn’t really in it. Fucking tired, airports sucked. Also, it was probably gross and as much of a pain as Ophelia was, Mr. Numbers liked their banter too much to ruin it, too.

“Nah, but I’m sure between the two of us we could figure it out. We can bull shit ‘em at the very least, ya know?”