sooooo creepy and weird

18+ only please i am so serious. he/him

[7dmom]

I can't wait to be redeemed

[sweet-body]

Realizing my life is kinda a horror movie in a way

[sweet-body]

I haven't seen coraline in years but holy fuck did that movie struck a cord in me

[sweet-body]

Realizing my life is kinda a horror movie in a way

[fixing-bad-posts]

you are seriously the most. I hope every transmasc in the world can live in peace

[cryptotheism]

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

[fixing-bad-posts]

💐💗💐💗

deny God.

💗💐💗💐

[thequantumranger]

Bruce Campbell in Maniac Cop (1988)

[joe-spookyy]

thinking about this jeffrey combs tweet posted at 2:25 AM from his fucking ipad

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[official-michigan-posts]

official michigan post

[sweet-body]

yupppppppp just keep smothering that elf cock

[sweet-body]

moving away from an abuser feels insane cuz its logically and objectively the best thing to do. and yet your body is like "but wait this is wrong"

[sweet-body]

theres a piece of pjackk in all of us

[wonderous-wizard]

🐄🐄🐄

[pjackk]

Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock

[pjackk]

STOP mesaging me about shit game Tekken 8

[jeffgerstmann]

was trying to be nice but you talked shit about my food skills so now I'm GLAD that you aren't in Tekken 8. it doesn't even have creation parts to make Jack-8 (a great Jack, the best Jack) look like your pathetic roadkill-sucking ass because they knew no one would want to do that

I hope you sleep under a burned-out car tonight, pjerkk

[pjackk]

Whats so bad about sleeping in a warm car

[pjackk]

Driving is alot like skatebording but for virgins

[pjackk]

Would u wear this on a sweet shirt

[mummynapkin2]

Lol no. Freak

[pjackk]

Jack off my stooge cunt stupid