Yo Trato de Complacer

Just a place for me to reblog and maybe post a couple of other things here or there related to my fandoms~ If you're looking for my teacher tumblr, pop on over to spaghettimaestra.tumblr.com.

[anakinshouldnt]

tag yourself im i tried

[postsfromthemrs]

Thinx $10 Referral

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If you ever wanted to try Thinx, here’s $10 off! 

[swirlingmango]

If you’re wondering who I am and why I’m following you...

Just pop on over to @spaghettimaestra

That’s my teacher tumblr~

[teachinginreallife]

What do teachers think about while they're teaching a lesson?

[mrskaaay]

Also:

[advanced-procrastination]

[teachertotodile-deactivated2017]

[ironxteachergirl]

[theycallme-mssunshine]

[trytoholdmedown]

[teacherbychance-deactivated2019]

[bobin08]

[gameswithfisch]

[swirlingmango]

[magicalmissb]

#Educhum Buddies: Summer Edition!

Greetings #Educhums!!!

May is the last month for winter/spring buddies so it’s time to start the application process for summer buddies!

You do not need to be a teacher to sign up, for example- I am a college student completing my education degree. If you feel connected to #education, #educhums ect… join!

This exchange does not need to be extravagant or costly, a note of encouragement is always appreciated. I know money can be very tight in the summer for some of us, so please don’t feel obligated! With this exchange only being 3 months, though…it’s a good time for #educhums who don’t want a longer commitment during the school year to sign-up!

If you sign up for a buddy, it is asked that you follow through and send something to your assigned #educhum. You can remain a secret buddy, or reveal yourself at any time. If you do not feel you can fulfill the requirements, please do not sign up for this round. Nothing is more bummer than having a buddy that doesn’t follow through!

This series of buddies will run from June-end of August, 2016. 

To sign-up please fill out this Google Form: http://goo.gl/forms/m2veX5nxLrEjxLQv2

DEADLINE FOR SIGNUP is June 3, 2016

I hope y’all are just as excited as I am! Please reblog to spread this within our community!

Thank you,

Mishele AKA MagicalMissB

[mdmshakespeare]

Boost

[swirlingmango]

Boost

[faizesheifabeleth]

after many years I still never tire of this video

[dubiouswizard]

THIS VIDEO IS THE REASON I PLAYED THIS GOD DAMN GAME ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO

[kiwipan-deactivated20150921]

this is the only thing I think of when someone says phoenix wright

[swirlingmango]

A classic

[oyepg]

A clean house is a sign of wasted life ! 

but in case you need help visit http://www.designsponge.com/2015/01/home-ec-how-to-keep-a-clean-home.html 

[music-for-them-asses]

Do other people go on graduation trips as presents from their parents?  I know a lot of people who have, but I was wondering how prevalent it was.  I’m pretty sure my parents’ graduation present to me was letting me move back home.

[daemonmatthias]

I got a graduation trip from my grandma after high school, and for college my parents threw me a very fancy/expensive luncheon and got me a super nice and adorable cake.

[lindsaaayyy]

No…I got some money, but not a trip. If I wanted to SAVE that money to use on a future trip of my own, that was up to me.

[tinyteacher14]

After high school I got money to buy a laptop and saved the rest. I didn’t get anything when I got my associates degree. When I graduated with my bachelors degree, my parents bought me a new car.

[more-midwest-mumblings]

My parents hosted a party when I graduated high school (cake, deli trays, etc.), and then gave the car I’d been driving in HS to my little brother. 

When I graduated from college, my roommates and I put on our own party. My parents may have contributed money, but I’m not sure. (It was more than a decade ago.) 

Maybe I got money in a card? I don’t honestly remember. I wasn’t too upset about not getting big things from them at the time. I’m not upset now, either. 

[strangenewclassrooms]

Nope. No parties, no major gifts. (Like, I think I got a $50 itunes card when I graduated hs.) I threw myself a party when I finished my Masters.

[theonlyonlytessie]

When I graduated high school, my parents got me a laptop to use in college. They had a picnic style grad party for me so that if people gave me money I could save it to buy textbooks. When I graduated from college, they gave me a bookcase, which was my favorite gift ever.

[wincherella]

When I graduated from high school, my parents gave me a portable electric typewriter for university. When I graduated from university with my BA, I got lunch, when I graduated with my B.Ed. I got dinner. Hopefully when I graduate with my Masters I will still get to eat. (Yes, I am as old as the hills).

[mrskaaay]

When I graduated high school, I planned my own party while my stepmom rolled her eyes because “it’s dumb to celebrate something that everyone is expected to do.” My gift was a dress that my mom made and my parents’ being civil during the party.

When I graduated with my bachelors, I threw a verrrrry small party and my dad gave me a charm bracelet. When j graduated with my masters, I don’t think my dad even attended, despite the fact that it was his alma mater and about 39 minutes from his house.

[andimtheteacher]

No parties for high school. Usually just some money in cards from family that could afford to give a little something. Definitely no big gifts. For college, my family did go out to a civil dinner which was a pretty big accomplishment and gesture for them. I’m the first (and still only for now) college graduate in my family, so it was new territory for them. 

[magicalmissb]

For high school my parents and I threw a good size party at our house before the ceremony. I had all my family in one spot for the first and last time ever… I got small gifts of money and little things from the people who attended and my mom took my on a trip to the ocean… I didn’t get anything huge though, no care or computer ect. But honestly, the photos from graduation are the biggest gift. Photos with my stepdad. Photos with all my parents. A photo of my nephew kissing me. Those were a sweet gift. 

I honestly don’t know what will happen for my college graduation. It’s kind of weird…because I am technically done this June, but will REALLY be done in December, but won’t walk until June 2017. So I’m not sure when anything will actually happen. I kind of hope for a party… something big too… I’m the first to graduate college since I Aunt did probably 30 years ago…

[swirlingmango]

My parents through me a party for my high school, bachelors, and masters. Family and friends were invited and  received money and gifts, which was nice. 

[micdotcom]

Watch: There are some horrible stereotypes about curvy shoppers out there — these women are proving them wrong.

In collaboration with @fedex

[hauntedfalcon]

I started crying while watching the video, and then I went to the website and saw this selection of checkboxes:

COMFORTABLE. NOT CONFIDENT. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT.

[stitch-n-time]

Because the link isn’t on this post yet…

This might be kind of useful.

[fitbitchpatrol-deactivated20160]

this is super cool!

[memorylaaame]

Here’s a fun/depressing game: 

1. Go to this website

2. Go through the steps to calculate the possibility of finding a soulmate

3. Reblog with the number of people perfect for you

I’ll start. Out of 89,764 singles in my area, there are 80 “perfect people” for me.

[lost-in-the-drawers]

69. out of 135,000+ singles. 

[beeps-bravely-through-her-fear]

80.

😩

[strangenewclassrooms]

6

[mrsmathematica-blog]

0.59 people… very very glad I’m already married!

[headlessmonk]

5.9 out of 22,050 :| 

[mrskaaay]

610 people….in Louisville. But yanno, married etc.

[washedbywater]

1.59…I will never get married.

[postsfromthemrs]

3.14. My soulmate is pie. This thing works.

[positivelypersistentteach]

.88

I don’t even have a whole person as a match.

[swirlingmango]

8.68 out of 138,000 singles

Hopefully the boy and I stick together so I don’t have to worry about this

[errorschacha]

[fyuzhn-deactivated20160121]

Cosmic introspection.

Again?

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

Grotesque Surgery

Oh boy!

[kitzy]

Dead Education

[this-idiot-vs-everything]

Questionable Porkrinds

kinda wanna vomit

[pixelsheen]

comely cello

that’ll do.

[perquisitemagnate]

DEMON STICKERS!!!

[allmxedup]

…Invisible mascara? Well that sounds practical…

[that0neotherfangirl]

wave communism …huh

[aintnxgrave-deactivated20180705]

Catholic Hoverboard?!?!??!???!

[brxkcnxbxncs-archive-blog-deact]

Colossal…lubrication…wtf?

[undermania-deactivated20160330]

Preowned Memes

[adventures-in-fadewalking]

sharp velociraptor

…

…clever girl

[verta-bae-archived-deactivated2]

SILVER HOVERBOARD FUCK YEAH

[kvistwig]

swhispering sweaters…

[spooky-puptarts]

HOW THE HECK DID I MANAGE “SHINY MONEY”.

Not that i am complaining

[mytiddsfelloff]

Can cello…. I wonder how that would sound

[dinvilliers]

Fancy communism

[goth-gay]

Collosal disappointment, I get that every day..

[kisa-xiii]

ENORMOUS TRASH

[uranianheart]

Impressive shoehorn

[aura-astrology-deactivated20200]

A SHINY WOOKIE ALRIGHT

[bitchitsastrology-deactivated20]

Flashy surgery

[horoscones]

a compact hoverboard

that doest sound like shit

[andreajmars-deactivated20200606]

Shiny crockpot

Oh BOY Just what I wanted :D

[braiding-his-hair]

WHISPERING COMMUNISM

[relative-creativity-deactivated]

Compact Robot

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

demon meme

[woodswolf-is-moving-blog]

porcelain sweatshirt

what the fuck would that even look like

[kelcipher]

Whispering Poltergeist. Lucky me!

[thetygre]

Extraterrestrial Sadness

DO I GET A VISIT FROM THE CHRISTMAS MOTHMAN?!?!

[vetrowolf]

porcupine organ

[athensthenos-blog]

Vulgar shoehorn

Oh boy.

[ayyu-arku]

Kosher meat.

My that is straightforward and awfully considerate! Belated Happy Hanukkah to the lot of you!

[swirlingmango]

Beautiful Volcano

[lolobee8288]

I have some questions...

As you may know, I have been dating this guy that I like. This is all very new for me, so I am trying to figure it all out. When does it stop going from dates to relationship? Like I want to stop having to make set plans days in advance? We have been on 7 dates. When do you stop counting? Is it too soon to ask about New Year’s? How do people know these things? When do you have “the talk?” ANY INPUT IS APPRECIATED.

[lindsaaayyy]

Eventually you invite each other over to your places and start hanging out there. Then that becomes the norm.

[middleschoolchamps]

Not too soon to ask about New Year’s especially if you’re inviting him to join plans you already have. If he hasn’t met your friends, it would give him a good chance to meet them on a low-pressure night. You might want to wait until after the holidays to invite him over and/or ask him about dating you fur realz.

[teachingwithcoffee]

HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW THESE THINGS

[headlessmonk]

@crashmobile same. Is there a book about these things? And where you people during my last relationship-thing?

[swirlingmango]

After about three dates, I asked the boy where were we going with all this and it led to a conversation where we both agreed we liked each other enough to begin a relationship. While I know this doesn’t work for everyone, if you feel comfortable enough talking to him about it, ask. However, given that it’s the holidays now, I agree that you should probably wait til after.

As for New Years Eve plans, ask him if he has any and if he doesn’t, ask if he’d like to join you.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[marvelcomic-fan]

[tattooedfeminist]

You’re not a fake

[chrisdoeslife]

Dump his ass now

[iifymarissa-deactivated20160205]

Marvel will change you

[fishandpeacocks-deactivated2019]

You will find happiness

[adubrt-deactivated20170205]

Don’t worry about assholes.

[emilymarkstheworld]

You need to run. 

[impatienteacher-deactivated2022]

Keep your clothes on

[teachertotodile-deactivated2017]

You can do it

[samesamssaem]

You’ll hit your stride.

[pig-whale]

Honestly nothing I had my shit together more when I was 17 than I do now. I could use some advice from my 17 year old self she was killing it.

[swirlingmango]

You’ll figure it out

[c-is-for-circinate]

So, I know how much everybody loves pretend-dating/pretend-marriage fics, but have you considered ‘pretend NOT to be dating/married’ AUs?

For example:

My friend is so determined to fix me up with somebody better than my string of casual coffee date/hookup partners that I didn’t have the heart to tell her, after she set us up for a blind date, that I actually met you six months ago

We’re both professors in the same department and it enhances your reputation with the students as a mysterious enigma and my reputation as a stone-cold terror if we pretend to hate each other, plus when we back each other up in departmental meetings everybody’s so surprised they give in right away

My parents thought I was working for an insurance company in New York when really I was joining the CIA so I just sort of never mentioned when I met you on an assassination-gone-wrong and now we’ve been married for five years and they still don’t know you exist, this has gotten wildly out of hand and you won’t stop laughing about it

All your coworkers know you’re married to a cop but now I’m undercover investigating a string of bank heists and it turns out that your only friend at your shitty new job is dating the head bank robber.

We’ve been communicating entirely by email/phone/carrier pigeon/paid messenger for the past year as we work to bring some peace and order to this troubled land, so when I walked into the negotiation room to sit down with the fearsome and terrible politician/businessperson/famed warrior that all my people are so afraid of, I didn’t really expect it to be you.

I didn’t think my parents could accept me dating somebody of your gender/race/religion/species, so we’ve been keeping it quiet, but now my mom can’t stop talking about her friend’s next-door neighbor and how perfect they’d be for me and you’ve got some nosy neighbor trying to set you up with their coworker’s kid and how do we tell them we’re engaged without making them think it’s because of their completely uninvited meddling?

You’ve got to pretend-date your best friend for a couple of weeks because reasons, and somehow that means we’re passing ourselves off as siblings to explain why we live together but we’ve started giving each other really filthy pre-sex looks behind everyone’s back like a game of chicken and pretty soon somebody is going to start to have serious concerns about our siblinghood.

Pretending-not-to-be-dating AUs: add yours today!

[seekelslearn]

How do you deal with the negative/competitive teacher across the hall?

Or wherever she may be located.

The one who complains all day every day, makes snide comments when your kids do well, makes snide comments about your kids lack of progress, etc?

[vwalker]

Usually pretty bluntly. /shrug.

[artedish]

But if somebody is bashing or putting down another teacher who isn’t present to defend themselves… I go all in. Not pretty.

[shrimpfajitasalacarte]

I ignored her. It came back to bite me in the ass. Next time, I give admin a heads up!

[trytoholdmedown]

“I’ll discuss that with [admin], great thoughts!”

[swirlingmango]

Next door and it’s more like they try to always one up the rest of us and impose bad practices. Most of the time I just ignored them and politely nodded until they did a couple of unprofessional things that just pissed me off. Now a majority of our exchanges involve all lack of politeness from my end. 

[cup-o-teatay]

[officialfrenchtoast]