me: mom check out this weird voicemail mom: i cant hear it *snatches my phone out of my hand* mom: *listens to voicemail* huh weird me: yeah, right? *reaches to take phone back* mom: *pulls away* *scrolls through my voicemails* who's that? who's that? me: mom can i have my phone back? mom: no me: please?... i have to finish this level on a game... my mom: fine. for now. but i want you to give me a full walkthrough of your phone soon.













