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tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

#she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape #i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like #maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl #and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭#so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth #else say ‘pikachu’’#and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go #now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail #but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy #i can make that happen #so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery?#and pikachu agreed enthusiastically #so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess #silver.chat

Isn't that lovely, and isn't that cool? And isn't that cruel? And aren't I a fool to have...

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #caine #tadc fanart #animation #I cannot explain why he has captivated me and yet he has become Blorbo from my Shows. a scrimblo if you will #i hope you guys appreciate the static effect growing gradually more distorted #aNYWAy. I really fought hard with the gif file format which does not allow for high quality. maybe ill share an MP4 format later.#I think maybe the crunchiness might add something?? in any case. in any case.#I’m trying to make art for me and not worry about the sharing process too much #though I love sharing things with people #I could fiddle with this forever but I’ll call my little scrimblo Done #tempted to share the high quality images since the gif format reduces the resolution #I like using comic sans for existential crises I think it’s funny

I don’t like how I’m kinda expected to rewrite the first 20 years of my life just because I’m trans. I was the eldest daughter in a black household. I can’t go back and edit my history to say I was the eldest son, cuz that doesn’t accurately convey the certain standards I was held to. I was the only girl in my engineering class. I can’t leave out the “girl” part. It recontextualizes the entire situation. I don’t think either of those facts invalidates my current gender and I don’t think trans people should be expected to rewrite their own history in fear of that

#maybe I just think of gender in a social sense instead of personal #utilitarian

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

#tag #maybe its still just Winter #but there's just not enough me to go around #im trying to say yes to more - you cant find connection without spending some of yourself in the process #but oh my god how do people live #i hope when the days get longer i remember that i'm solar powered and that this is just the lack of sunlight talking

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

#am i insufficiently kinglike?#archaeology #anthropology #history #people have always been people #archeology #milo rossi #miniminuteman #yes i wrote this after watching his ancient aliens vid #also re: point one sometimes that meant slavery. sorry #and re: point three 10 years was a random ass number sometimes it's 3 sometimes it's 20 or 50 or 100. but it takes the time it takes. cope #those chuckle fucks are always like 'this would have taken them years! decades to do by hand!' it did. it is a fucking mausoleum.#the dude who ordered it had it started when he was like 25 and didn't die until he was 60 they *had the time*#*points at cathedral of Milan* 600 years. Because they kept running out of money or changing the design or whatever.#shit HAPPENS maybe your quarry floods and you either find a way to drain it or dig a new one maybe you go to war and can't spare the dudes #it takes the time it takes! and you will deal!#googledebunkers #fuck it why not #engineering

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

#the trustworthy foe is actually the demon inside of me telling me I can build this workbench on my own #I’ve messed it up several times already #maybe would’ve been able to finish it tonight had I not goofed it #and also if I had no work tomorrow and could stay up later #alas #9:30 bedtime and half a workbench it is #10k #25k

Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!

#house of the dragon understood this i fear #dragon eggs should be pretty small!#yes the largest birds on earth have very big eggs but they are approaching Maximum Egg #you just physically cant get much bigger than an ostrich egg before physics fails you #not to mention that shell size must increase with circumference to stop it from breaking under its own weight #and the thicker the shell the harder it is for oxygen to penetrate!#dragon eggs should be leathery like reptile eggs first of all and second of all they should be no bigger than MAYBE a beach ball #if youre exaggerating for effect because dragons are special #'the egg was waist high' fuck OFFFFFFFFFFF #asthedeathofposting

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