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[all-consuming-sand]

well hey if i continue at this pace the second chapter of my fic will prolly be done later today yippee

[steamdragon1]

[geezsims]

Ada loves to troll incels online.

[quietlysatan]

Oh God Not Again! - Sarah1281, AO3

Link: Here!!

Rating: Rated E for Everyone

Favorite Quote(s): This is gonna be long again isn’t it... Oh well!

"How can two blonde people have a black-haired son?" George asked reasonably.

"No, my mother was not having a very public affair with Severus Snape, how dare you even suggest that!" Harry screeched.

Fred held up his hands. "Calm down, he didn't mean to offend you."

"Well he did," Harry sniffed. "In fact, I'm going to write to father right now."

"Isn't he still at the platform?" George asked, perplexed.

"Yes he is, but actually talking to your relatives is for half-bloods,"

And

"Muggles don't have magic and as such are forced to be much more sensible."

And

Oh, now look, another vein! While Harry fully acknowledged that Snape was one of the metaphorical 'good guys', he also realized that the only possible chance of him getting Snape to like him died when the Sorting Hat proclaimed him a Gryffindor.

Actually, he reflected, he very well could make an effort…Nah. What was the fun if he didn't have anyone to bother? And at least with Snape, everyone took his side.

Actually, the entire questioning Snape does during the first potions class.

And

"You'll find that Blood Purity, like many things in the Wizarding World, makes no sense whatsoever. Wizards, of course, don't seem to notice this and continue to act like it's the gospel truth. It's basically the school of thought that only those who are pureblooded have a right to be wizards and everyone else is inherently inferior. They won't actually give any reason as to why they think that, save occasionally someone mentioning that Muggle-borns live the first eleven years of their life in a completely different culture. Note that that is exactly like saying that someone who was raised in a different country is inherently inferior because they don't understand British ways." 

I could go on, and will in a reblog, but basically, keep in mind I haven’t even reread up to chapter five yet!

Words & Chapter(s): 150,731 words and 50 chapters of glorious completed chaos!!!

Summary: So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Score: 13 points of perfection! Chaos! Anarchy! 

Pairing(s): Nothing confirmed

Warning(s): Sadly the Dursley’s do exist. Sadly.

Pros: Harry just, fucks everything up man, AND THIS TIME IT’S ON PURPOSE!! The writing is so great!! And also!! Anarchy!! Chaos!! Time-Travel!! Draco is sort of Harry’s friend!! Everyone is just so confused, and eventually Done with Harry’s bullshit!! I can’t even think of all the great things because there’s over 150K of them!! It’s! So! Damn! Great!!!!

This is basically Harry decided to make a crack fic but everyone else Did Not get the memo, so they just think he’s really Like That. Technically they’re right, but still!!

It’s so fucking funny, and amazingly in character for most of everyone which is always great, plus! Harry just Does Not Give A Single Solitary Flying FUCK. At all. It’s great and you should read it seven times in a row.

Also!!!!!!!!!!!!  "My scar told me that___” Is Harry’s reasoning for all knowledge of the future, and no one ever gets a better explanation, and it’s fucking great!!! 

Sadly, there is no sequel, which is fair, although I do believe the story goes all the way to Fourth Year, and it does actually end, it’s open-ended or anything, I just want more because I’m a greedy greedy person to be quite honest.

ALSO ALSO!!!!! CEDRIC AND EVRYONE FUCKING LIVES!!!!!! WOOOOO

Aesthetic: Anarchy! Chaos! But for humor! And Greatness!! Also, every good emotion I can think of was felt during the reading of this fic, including the most important: the feeling of being right, although I don’t think I made any bets or anything, I still felt it. Very satisfied. Like the cat that got the cream satisfied! Also!! Sirius is innocent!!! AND IT”S PROVEN!!! WHICH IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Also, Although Harry CAN be serious he almost never is. Almost.

Gif Aesthetic: Here’s everyone that isn’t Harry

And meanwhile Harry

Here is a physical representation of Harry Just Doing every single thought that comes to his mind BECAUSE WHY NOT

Harry having a bad good idea Versus absolutely everyone telling him not to do something (Harry is obviously the cat)

[daenerystargaryensgirlfriend]

every app is funny and nice if you block enough people tbh

[emenopy]

So I stopped playing Tales of Xillia in order to do some homework…about 3 hours ago and all I’ve accomplished is reblogging stuff here and posting a dumb selfie on twitter

[moonthymes]

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