Nah nah if Vigilante calls Eclipse a whore he’s gonna say ‘thanks for thinking about me’
his ego is that big I SWEAT
HE WOULD ALSJFASLDF
He would be so pleased and smug, because, oh? They think he's a whore? What else are they thinking about when they're thinking of him? Hmm? Yeah, that's right, they'll join his evil underground empire soon enough, it's just a matter of time.
right before they ask y/n out a little kid runs up to y/n and Them and scream. “Mama! papa!”
Note : I don't know what character you wanted in this story so I'll just choose simpbur! Also it's more like a one shot on headcanon paragraphs but I still hope you enjoy it.
I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE |SIMPBUR|
Pairing : simpbur x fem!reader
Summary : a confession of love is interrupted by an adorable kid, but interrupted doesn't mean ruined.
Warnings : quite long, also flashbacks of childhood, soft simpbur.
Simp had been building up the courage to open up to you about his feeling for you, being childhood friends didn't help with him not wanting to ruin your friendship. So recently after you comforted him when he had an anxiety attack, he knew he couldn't keep living without being able to call you his. He had dreamed it for years while writing his songs that recently had started to sound like the cries of a man, desperate to touch the lips of someone who he viewed as a deity.
One day after getting back from work he went to his shitty dorm room and changed into the nicest clothes he had, a dark blue sweater you gifted him on his birthday and black jeans with matching sneakers. He texted you asking you to meet him on the park were you two first met when you two were children. It was a special place for him and hoped that it was also the same to you, he always went there if you were too busy when he wanted to spend time together. He still remembers your meeting...
He was a short thin boy who wanted nothing but to hide in his room under his bed and read the new book his dad bought for him, but his dad forced him to go out and play so he could finally make some friends. He had always been shy so he had a hard time socializing from a young age, and as he was just sulking in he catched the sight of a pretty person who was his same age.
Their eyes were full of passion unlike his dull ones, they had a bright smile on their face unlike the frown he had and they seemed to be quite joyful, whilst he had a furrowed brow showing his discomfort at being in a place he didn't wish to be in. What surprised was how they immediately approached him with a now worried gaze, from that day on you two were inseparable.
It seemed like your mission to make him the happiest boy now a man worked, he couldn't help but be the person who had the biggest smile in the place when he was with you. You were to him the personification of serotonin I'm his life and it was addictive to him, as you two grew up he realised how his platonic yet obsessive gaze upon you turned into a romantic one. Now thinking of you made his heart beat faster and his pale cheeks would turn red.
After you responded with a "see you there <3" he smiled brightly and quickly headed over to the destination, when he arrived he sat down on a park bench that was your favourite colour c/n. He was doing it again, feeling attached to things he knew about you like favourite colours, the fact that he wore the clothes you gave him and that while waiting for you he was listening to your favourite song. All of those things made him sigh hoping you'll accept his confession, he'd be destroyed if not but he wouldn't stop being your friend. It'd just hurt more to lose you completely.
The sounds of calm and familiar footsteps made him leave his daydreams for a bit, there you were in all your glory wearing casual but very nice clothes. You always knew how to look good without even trying while he still looked like a mess, even after he spent a long time trying to look better than ever for this day. You greeted him with a smile just like the day you two met, it still was a bright as ever having that same vibe that yelled youth at anyone who was lucky enough to receive it. The brunette approached you and wrapped his arms around you like he always did when he saw you, telling you how he was glad you could come to see him.
You told him how you'd always do your best to spend time with him as much as possible, he simply blushed and looked away shyly for a bit trying to gain back confidence. He then looked you in the eyes and said he had to tell you something important, taking a deep breath he opened his mouth to talk but before any words could come out, the sound of a young child's voice sounded in the background. You two looked over in shock seeing a child who looked like a mix of the two of you running happily towards you two, they were adorable to say the least almost like a little angel who had bur's hair, your eye colour, your smile and his British accent.
“Mama, papa” the young child blurted out at you both and they hugged Bur's legs with their tiny arms, the brunette blushed imagining how it would be to have kids with you one day. You simply let out a small laugh when seeing the scene unfold, the child giggled cutely and made grabby hands towards you so you'd pick them up. You complied and they cuddled onto you while you simply smiled, you looked over at bur with a soft smile and noticed his heart eyes towards you.
Soon a woman and a man named quickly saying their child was the one on your arms and how they always seemed to run off to play, you gave them their child back and said bye to the kid with tenderness in your voice. You then looked over simp who seemed to still be quite charmed by how motherly you were with the kid, you waved your hand in front of his face to make him react. He blushed and said he was sorry for acting so weird and you simply responded "don't worry man, now what did you want to tell me?".
