#absolute bars

[ncuts]

“Only Kit Marlowe (Ncuti Gatwa), Spy, sex kitten and playwright extraordinaire is right for the job”

[honeydewdrops333]

six seven eight nine I’ll give you a fat kiss and make you mine

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[be-more-silly]

"Oh Toby you love stars and use them everywhere is that your favorite shape??"

Absolutely not trapezoid all the motherfucking way

[rewritingcanon]

when the fic had albus kissing other boys and scorpius crying to him about it but albus’s inner dialogue went like: “He could tell him that kissing Noah is like throwing tiny pebbles into the massive canyon that is Loving Scorpius and hoping that one day it feels a little less cavernous, a little easier to manage.” JAHDKDLDLD JAILTIME

[biroselandry]

listening to hiss for the first time & my jaw is on the FLOOR

[chicago-reeed]

I come on for five minutes and my dash is blessed by Russian Accent™ Nines? A good morning in my books -detroit-becomenerd

I wholeheartedly agree

Might I recommend this song that I happened to find the other day. It’s absolutely hilarious.

[the-meme-crusader]

There are two of us left standing. All three of us are damned.

— Poor Man’s Poison