Gray: I don’t have the energy for this
Freed: for what?
Gray: *gestures vaguely*

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Gray: I don’t have the energy for this
Freed: for what?
Gray: *gestures vaguely*
Mira: Hey Natsu, can you do the thing?
Natsu: what thing?
Mira: the thing that never fails to make me happy.
Natsu: oh
Natsu: *smiles*
Mira, crying: thank you
Natsu: SO I was thinking-
Gray: whatever it is, no.
Mira: Let him speak.
Natsu: I did the math, and it's statistically possible for me to swing across that big ass crevice in the woods and back with noting but a grappling hook-
Freed: and how fast do you need to be going to do that?
Natsu: about one fifty.
Minerva: That's not possible-
Natsu is it if I use my flames after one of you yeets me hard enough. *dead serious*
Freed: Well, math checks out, let's go.
Natsu: i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only feel the cold embrace of the void
Minerva: omg stop you’re starting to sound like Mira
Gray: Whilst that may be true, we know that Natsu is telling the truth
Gray: Wait what about me?
Natsu: You’re the exception
Freed: I want to speak to the void about yeeting myself in to die.
Natsu: Okay. The void will speak with you. Look deep into it's depths, but if it blinks back, run.
Mira: Natsu, what the fuck
Minerva: It can blink back?
Gray: Natsu...Did you beat the void in a staring contest?
Minerva: Why am I the adult here? I'm technically younger than all of you.
Mira: I have 0 self control on a good day.
Natsu: Maturity is SOOOOO 3rd century
Gray, eating Nutella from a jar: *blinks and shrugs*
Freed: Cause fuck the police