#adventures-from-hell

[adventures-from-hell]

Gray: I don’t have the energy for this

Freed: for what?

Gray: *gestures vaguely*

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Mira: Hey Natsu, can you do the thing?

Natsu: what thing?

Mira: the thing that never fails to make me happy.

Natsu: oh

Natsu: *smiles*

Mira, crying: thank you

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Natsu: SO I was thinking-

Gray: whatever it is, no.

Mira: Let him speak.

Natsu: I did the math, and it's statistically possible for me to swing across that big ass crevice in the woods and back with noting but a grappling hook-

Freed: and how fast do you need to be going to do that?

Natsu: about one fifty.

Minerva: That's not possible-

Natsu is it if I use my flames after one of you yeets me hard enough. *dead serious*

Freed: Well, math checks out, let's go.

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Natsu: i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only feel the cold embrace of the void

Minerva: omg stop you’re starting to sound like Mira

Gray: Whilst that may be true, we know that Natsu is telling the truth

Gray: Wait what about me?

Natsu: You’re the exception

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Freed: I want to speak to the void about yeeting myself in to die.

Natsu: Okay. The void will speak with you. Look deep into it's depths, but if it blinks back, run.

Mira: Natsu, what the fuck

Minerva: It can blink back?

Gray: Natsu...Did you beat the void in a staring contest?

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Minerva: Why am I the adult here? I'm technically younger than all of you.

Mira: I have 0 self control on a good day.

Natsu: Maturity is SOOOOO 3rd century

Gray, eating Nutella from a jar: *blinks and shrugs*

Freed: Cause fuck the police