#affably-evil

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OKAY BUT THAT LAST PART

Matt: PHP is the Dane Cook of programming languages

Don: lol

Matt: It was cool for like five minutes, and it sucks at doing anything particularly useful

Don: lol

Matt: Best analogy is that PHP is like a set of tools containing a hammer with two claws and no hammer head, a three-headed screwdriver, and a tape measure that only measures in increments of polish sausage

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so uh

Matt: We really ought to do an IRL rendezvous sometime when you’re in Chi-town

Matt: It’d be hilarious

Matt: We could post pictures and the OT would explode

Matt: Err: Div by 0

Sheriff: and it would be AWESOME

Sheriff: I know web and jess met, emily and oogle met, and me and lyra met. have any other RGers met aside from them?

Matt: I don’t think so

Sheriff: I still want to meet don irl

Matt: That would be fun

Matt: We’d get drink and I’d bitch about the weather

Sheriff: but to heck if I know if that's ever gonna happen XD

Sheriff: omg the three of us together tho

Matt: We could potentially both go to Toronto. Not sure if we could get him Stateside

Sheriff: I've been thinking about getting a passport for a while anyway

Matt: Do it

Sheriff: tho we should prolly figure out what don thinks of all this in the first place lols

Matt: He’d probably be fine, but yeah

(later)

Sheriff ponders offhand if a leafs game would be too ambitious

Sheriff: don's always wanted to go but never been. could be entertaining

Matt: Fuck too ambitious

Matt: We’re making this happen

Sheriff: XD

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+2 credit

Sheriff: I'm getting old ;-;

Matt: lol

Matt: Aren’t we all?

Sheriff: time is strange

Matt: In the sense that it’s irritatingly and unforgivingly linear?

Sheriff: that's a surprisingly articulate way to put it, yes

Matt: XD

Matt: Me, articulate?

Matt: You must be talking to somebody else

Sheriff: oh please, give yourself some credit

Matt: +1 credit

Sheriff: I laughed

Matt: I figured

Matt: :P

Sheriff: I laugh at just about everything tho

Matt: True

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not sure if I should be proud of this but here we are

Matt: Meanwhile I’m over here like “I’m going to take this girl out to a sushi bar and we’re going to bang”

Matt: American values ftw

Matt: FTR that did not happen recently, but it did happen

Sheriff: XD

Sheriff: not surprised

Sheriff: however that is not much my style so yeah. whatever floats your boat, eh?

Matt: Usually, that’s water :P

Sheriff: which people are 75% of, yes? ;)

Matt: ...

Matt: Well played.

Sheriff: I have my moments :D

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I was writing, but then this happened

Sheriff: I want to play a debussy symphony

Matt: By yourself?

Sheriff: I can totally cover all the parts

Matt: XD

Matt: On this track - Sheriff: Bassoon, other woodwinds, brass, strings, percussion, conductor, cheering audience

Sheriff: hey man, lyra had a dream the other night that I released an album of solo sci-fi bassoon music

Sheriff: if I can do that I can totally do a whole symphony by myself

Matt: XD

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Sheriff: it's chocolate milkshake day, apparently

Matt: MY MILKSHAKES BRING THEM BOYS TO THE YAAAAAARD

Matt: THAT'S RIGHT

Matt: IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS

Sheriff: (rofl)

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admittedly, I walked right into this

Sheriff: I'm debating about going to the store to see if they've restocked the craft piece I need

Matt: Still working on the pokeball?

Sheriff: nah, I need eyes for the tiger I'm about finished with n_n

Matt: THE EYE OF THE TIGER

Matt: DUH

Matt: DUH DUH DUH

Matt: DUH DUH DUH

Matt: DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sheriff: yes that

Matt: Sorry XD