"What are you, something tells me I shouldn't throw rocks at you, but I'm going to anyway" Throws a pebble with a cat drawn on it at him.
“I would put an end to your miserable life this instant, but clearly your purpose lies on demonstrating that other humans are mentally stable and capable of reasoning. A reminder, unlike you.
However, I am no mortal, furthermore, I do not require your idiotic display in order to realize the greatness of my intelligence.
Who blindly dares, throw the next rock and face the consequences, mortal. Of course, if you’re able of counting, perhaps you don’t have any rock left between your hands.
Prove me wrong and keep your deformed pebbles out of my sight—Oh, answering your question, I am whatever you desire, however, I can assure you I am not an idiot.”